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Archive for December, 2008

Dec 31 2008

Bagojevich…

Published by davidrude under 1 Edit This

I can’t wait till I get my hands on a nice Bagojevich full of weed…….

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Dec 30 2008

Ready for War…..

Published by davidrude under Behavior, Rude, Sports Edit This

I think its inevitable right now where the world is leading to.  I think it’s been inevitable for a long time.  The world is heading to war and theres nothing that you, me, your blogs, and your bullshit opinions can do about it.  You can sit here and blog all day about Israel this and George Bush that but it doesn’t change anything.  You might not agree with the America policies over the last 8 years.  I sure as hell don’t.  And you may not agree with Israel’s policies over the last 8 years.  I really don’t have a problem with em.  But the truth is is that the war is forthcoming and it’s time to either do something about it or get ready for it.  Either way you can’t deny it anymore.   Now I read alot of excellent blogs with alot of valid viewpoints but the stage is set.  Theres nothing that any of your blurbs can do about it.  Now I suggest that the real talented ones among you, if you have a valid disagreement than go out there and change the world.  I don’t know how to do it.  If you think you can change what is to come, please by all means, help us out, but don’t think its not coming.  Im not trying to make a point in this article, im not trying to persuade anybody anything.  Im just telling you that World War 3 has already started…….. And if America, who is allied with Israel, Great Britian, Austraila and Japan, thinks it can take on the rest of the World just because we think we can…….were in for a Rude Awakening……..I challenge the real heros out there to stand up right now and start preparing for what is to come instead of writing blogs about it and denying it.  Or being oblivious to it.  Go grab your honor and get your tribes ready and start getting prepared for the Rudeness to come.  Now you can disagree with me all you want but it doesn’t change anything.  You don’t like Israel well you better get used to em because there the whole reason behind why were fighting this whole mess…….So go do your situps, and go read the Bible, and quit watching your bullshit t.v. shows and start getting serious and start getting Rude.  You think that the heroes of the World War 2 were sitting around playing bullshit video games and watching Lost and Heros and whatever fake bullshit nonsense all you guys watch all day.  No they were fighting and drinking hard liquer and just being Rude all day until the world needed some dynamic heroes.  And they were more than ready to answer that call.  I challenge you to do the same thing and if you don’t believe me or you don’t like it than you can kiss my ass.   Our enemies are getting ready as we speak and if you don’t believe me then tell me who predicted September 11th and who was prepared for Pearl Harbor.  Just know that when there are Wars and Rumors of Wars is when the real RudeDudes shall emerge to get Universally Rudementary with all these fagbags.  And Skwguitar go fuck yourself you no nothing douch-bag your blogs are boring and your boring and you got small arms and if I ever find you I will show you the kind of 6 foot 4…225 pound Rude-Dude Revolutionary man I am………Im gonna find you………

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Dec 27 2008

Long Live the Jews….

Published by davidrude under 1, Behavior, Rude, Sports Edit This

Im so tired of reading these blogs about the Jew haters out there who don’t know shit about shit but still think its fashionable to blame the Jew.  Im sure in the next few weeks all im going to here about Israel this and Israel that, let me set the record straight.  I don’t think any of you fagbags really know whats going on out there, and if you did you would be horrified.  Here you have a people, that if it were not for them you wouldn’t have Christianity or Islam, or countless other things, who are just trying to live out there normal lives but its fagbags like you who are trying to stop them.  Could you imagine living somewhere were your in constant threat of being attacked.  I used to live in Israel playing basketball for this semi-pro team and let me tell you those people are the real patriots out there, America doesn’t know shit about patriotism.  Americans waive a flag around and tell everybody there the greatest people on earth but they have no idea about terrorism and fighting for their survival.  These people in Israel go through so much bullshit because of these ignorant, hateful muslims, but are so strong and so brave that they put up with that shit just so they can have thier own country and own traditions.  Noboddy has been more persecuted in the history of the world than the Jew, yet people say they don’t even have the right to exist.  That there terrorists for defending their own country and thier people.  Come say that shit to my face you little bitches and see how long you get away with it.  Ya you can sit at your computer and talk as much shit as you want but come call an Israeli a terrorist to my face and see what happens to you.  You’ll get the rightous hand of the Lord across your litte bitch ass. 

Could you imagine if Canada was launching missiles into American cities.  How do you think we would respond.  Look at how we responed to September 11th.  We invaded two countries that had nothing to do with it, and started a global conflict that will end in millions of lives lost, and were calling the Jews terrorists.  You don’t think if Canada was launching rockets into Detroit that we wouldn’t at least go bomb thier military positions.  You got to be kidding me.  We would nuke there ass so fast it wouldn’t even be funny.  But when Israel responds to the same exact thing you have the right to call them terrorists.  You don’t know what it’s like to live in a place like that because your a fat coward that only knows about being fat and being a coward, and is only tough when thier on their computer…..Go read the bible and visit Israel then tell me the same thing you no-nothing coward/fagbag/scumbag.  Go read your bibles out there and find out who the Jew really is and then go read the New Testament and learn about the King of the Jews.  And then maybe we can have this discussion.  All you Christians out there need to go read your bibles instead of telling everyone else whats in it, and that your the only ones going to heaven.  And then you might realize that you really are Jews because it’s the same religion and then go repent for your ignorance and your fatness of heart.  Go read the bible and tell me im wrong.  Im talking the whole thing.  Cover to cover.  Thats what I did.  Can you handle it.  No I know you can’t.  You can watch 5 hours of the most bullshit, ridicilous t.v. shows everyday but you can’t pick up a book for 10 minutes.  Especially the book you base your whole lives around.  Why not because theres not enough sex and bullshit in there for you.  Your so rightous because you unwillingly go to church everyweek but your not rightous enough to pick up a book for 10 minutes a day.   No I think you’d rather just write your blogs about bullshit you don’t know because thats alot easier than actually taking the time to know something.  It takes work and commitment to know something, not just sitting on your computer and acting like your Albert Fucking Einstien.  Ya the rest of these fags on here will let you get away with it but don’t expect me to.  Long live the real Christians out there and long live the Jews, were behind you Israel, the Muslims are cowards and will be dealt with…….

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Dec 20 2008

Why Republicans are FagBags……by David WarCrimes

Published by davidrude under 1, Behavior, Sports Edit This

I actually think the Republican scumbags out there actually have some good ideas about things but the problem is that they stink like fagbags and Republicans.  They always talk about like 4-5 things and some of em aren’t actually bad things but when they get into office they never actually do anything about those things.  They never even talk about those things until it’s the next election and then all you Republican yahoos come out and talk about smaller government this smaller government that,  pro-life,  pro-life.  Ya that’s great stuff and everything but when has the last republican ever done anything about smaller government.  All you yahoos always talk about low spending this and low spending that and no higher taxes.  But then you get us into a Bullshit 800 Billion dollar war where they throw shoes at us.  I wonder why that is.  I guess invading them and killing 100,000 of them really didn’t turn out to help them too much.  But thats just me.  It hasn’t helped us at all.  And you can’t talk about smaller government anymore because George Bush totally ruined that argument for you and just shoved the government into everybody’s face  so quit talking about that bullshit already because that’s what reasonable people want but Republicans only make the government more overbearing.  And I don’t want to hear anymore about how your God-King Ronald Reagan won the cold war by telling them to take their wall down.  You don’t win wars by telling the other side to take their walls down.   There was alot of factors that went into the Soviet collapse, and if you want to thank someone for it go thank the CIA and Osama Bin Ladin and all his buttfags because they were the ones that defeated the Soviets.  Not Ronald Reagan.  We were too afraid of their communist ideals so we left it up to the Arabian Butt fags. 

     When has the last Republican ever done anything about abortion.  I actually agree with most of you Republican scumbags on this one, if its a reasonable law, than outlaw that shit its not hard to have an adoption, but when have you ever done anything about it.  You had complete control of the government for nearly 8 years, and easily got us into a war no one wanted but you couldn’t do anything about abortion.  Why don’t you try spending 800 Billion dollars on not killing babies instead of spending 800 Billion dollars killing Arabian babies.  If your so rightous and steadfast and  love the issue so much then why didn’t you do anything about it.  You always just talk about it but nothings ever changed.  I hate to say that you just use it as an excuse to get elected and promote your agenda, but when have you ever done anything real about it.  Republicans are just a tired act, and it’s getting so old to keep talking about it and hearing about it.  People need to get away from this political party nonsense and start thinking for yourselves and get serious already.  These are not kids games where everybody’s either right about something or wrong about something these are peoples lives that your affecting so cut it out with all this petty bullshit.  Become Rude like George Washington and outlaw your political denominations…..Get serious about putting reasonable people in these positions and quit waiting for  fake Republican God-Kings…….. And quit talking about your conservative budget plans and go work on your Conservative Biceps and then maybe we can start talking about fixing this country and start creating a Rude Posterity……… A succession in the Rude progeny………out of the shadows of the Rudeness of 1776…..a Rude Dynasty…….A rightous country where we stand Rude and United against our enemies………The United States of the Rude………the sole Rude Sovereignty.

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Dec 18 2008

Truth be Told….

Published by davidrude under 1, Behavior, Rude, Sports Edit This

Im so tired and hearing everything about the Bailout this and the Bailout that and all the other headlines you people grab off the news.  I can get the same story from watching the news tell me something that I can’t already just read on Yahoo.  Personally I think this whole economic issue is really just a big scare tactic to get higher rating for the news and sell more newspapers.  Theres nothing different with our economy than was different 10 years ago.  People are still corrupt, businesses are still being too greedy, the fundamentals of the economy are the same the only difference is that the news is covering it more.  Since the news starting making the economy the big story they have had such a dramatic effect on the stock market pretty much controlling it with the news they present.  So the more and more they talk about how bad our economy is the more commercials you see about it the more people buy into that shit.  It’s all bullshit and you know it.  You were broke yesterday, your broke today, you’ll be broke in the future, just accept it.  Did ths horrible economic calamity affect Donald Trump.  No he’s alright….What about Bill Gates…..Ya his nerd ass is fine.  Because they got all your money.  And you work for peanuts at peanut jobs these people own 95 % of  your money.  Of everybody’s money.  Go look it up.  Maybe instead of crying about what the news is trying to sell you and clamoring over your 9.50 dollar an hour job why don’t you start having a Rude attitude about things.  Why don’t you look yourself in the eye and quit feeling sorry for yourself and go out and make a few million dollars and quit using these weak ass headlines for your blogs and go make your own headlines.  And go and do it.  And don’t let them stop you and don’t let them tell you you can’t do it and have a little God-Damned faith in yourselves and live up to your abilities.  Figure something out this is America, the land of the Rude….. Im getting Ruder everyday but if you think Im letting anyone stand in my way then your in for a Rude Awakening……..The Rude shall inherit the Earth but it wont happen until people stop putting all thier faith into all this nonsense out there and start getting Rude about things and start getting real about things………..Get Rude……………

 

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Dec 15 2008

David Rude and Goliath

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The Philistine came on and drew near to David Rude, with his shield bearer in front of him.  When the Philistine looked and saw David Rude, he disdained him, for he was only a RudeDude….Ruddy and handsome in appearance…..A BruiseDude a Smokesthief…….Then the Philistine said to David Ruthless…..”Am I a dog , that you come to me with a Rude attitude and  Beefy Arms…  I am a Philistine……a BruiseThief……And the Philistine cursed David Rude by his false gods and his small MoonsBeef…..Come to me so that i may Bruiseth thee, said the faggot………But David BruiseDude said that you shall not Bruiseth me……You shall not Bruise or Confuseth me……..You sir are a faggot……A Butt Burglar from the West Coast……..This very day “The Rude” shall deliver you into my beefy hand, and I will strike you down for youeth sir are a faggot, a butt-burglar, a butt worm………..Then the Philistine  turned into a butt worm……….So David BruiseDude prevailed against the faggot, striking down the Butt worm  and laughing at the Butt worm……Then the people knew that it was by the Spirit of the Rude that we smoketh all Garbage…….And it was Rude……

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Dec 10 2008

Muslims

Published by davidrude under Behavior, Rude, Sports Edit This

The Muslims stink like Nuclear Weapons……

Im just kidding Muslims please don’t destroy me with your Nuclear weapons and your Nuclear Stink Proliferation………

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Dec 10 2008

World War 3 Scenario

Published by davidrude under Behavior, Rude, Sports Edit This

“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Albert Einstein

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Albert Einstein is a nerd…….

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