Dec 15 2008
David Rude and Goliath
The Philistine came on and drew near to David Rude, with his shield bearer in front of him. When the Philistine looked and saw David Rude, he disdained him, for he was only a RudeDude….Ruddy and handsome in appearance…..A BruiseDude a Smokesthief…….Then the Philistine said to David Ruthless…..”Am I a dog , that you come to me with a Rude attitude and Beefy Arms… I am a Philistine……a BruiseThief……And the Philistine cursed David Rude by his false gods and his small MoonsBeef…..Come to me so that i may Bruiseth thee, said the faggot………But David BruiseDude said that you shall not Bruiseth me……You shall not Bruise or Confuseth me……..You sir are a faggot……A Butt Burglar from the West Coast……..This very day “The Rude” shall deliver you into my beefy hand, and I will strike you down for youeth sir are a faggot, a butt-burglar, a butt worm………..Then the Philistine turned into a butt worm……….So David BruiseDude prevailed against the faggot, striking down the Butt worm and laughing at the Butt worm……Then the people knew that it was by the Spirit of the Rude that we smoketh all Garbage…….And it was Rude……
You know, I never know quite what you’re talking about… but it’s always entertaining. Keep it rude, smoking dude