Jan 21 2009
Archive for January, 2009
Jan 20 2009
Conservative Butt Worms….
How could all you Conservative Buttfworms out there really be this bent out of shape right now because Barack Obama is now the President. Your so bent out of shape about it. I can see you right now hissing and thinking about the blogs your gonna right about the budget and how’s he not doing enough about the budget. I just read a post like two minutes ago from some Conservative Butt-Burglar who’s talking about some nonsense about Republicans and how his speech was bad or something. Give me a break. The guy didn’t even leave his comments open because he knows he’s a butt-burlgar and didn’t want everyone tell tell him how much of a butt-phenomenon that this guy is. I mean it’s one thing to be wrong but it’s a completey other thing to be wrong after it’s already been established that your wrong. And then keep going on about how your wrong and writing blurbs about it. A real man would say that” look I was a complete fucking idiot for 8 years I was a butt-worm I got caught up in the hype of killing Arabs and eating Freedom Fries that I really didn’t have two or three original thoughts during that time period and I really don’t know anything anyways. And I am a racist, and I’m a fatass, and I am a butt-worm, and I am fat and I don’t value health or appearacne I am a butt phenomenon and I really don’t know anything anyways except maybe being fat and stupid and I especially don’t know about politics or religion because I’m a hillbilly and a full time Butt-Postman”…..I think something like that would be alright and just say that “ look I was wrong I was a Butt-Postman I delivered the butt to the free world and it stunk and I enjoyed it and I didn’t get paid for it because I enjoyed it so much and now it’s over and I’ll accept that and I’ll just retire and go now into conservative obscurity.” And just admit that you were a Butt Gastroentologist and go about your daily lives and don’t worry about writing blogs anymore don’t worry about getting more of your conservative Butt-nonsense out there it’s already been out there we get it it’s ok you don’t have to try so hard lets just try to get some new ideas out there and see what this guy can do and maybe go buy yourself a bowflex and start working out a little bit you don’t need to be so Conservative about everything…….If you need some more advice call me…….
To you Conservative Butt-Bags out there…..You have stolen the butt and made it Republican…..
Jan 19 2009
No more George Bush posts….
Alright George Bush is no longer the President Im not waiting until tomorrow afternoon to celebrate Im celebrating right now. I got my steady weed pipe handy Im about to start smoking on it and start celebrating but before I do I just want to say that I dont want to see anymore George Bush posts from you Conservative douchbags out there. If your writing a post in a positive light about George Bush than your just a moron. And that is not only my take on it, that is societies. Your wrong, you know your wrong, and the fact that you can’t admit that he was an awful President and your still trying to defend him this late in the game just shows how ridicilous you are. History has already happened and it shows that your a douchbag. It also shows that George Bush was a fucking douchbag and he will have to pay for all his sins just like me and the rest of you scumbags out there. But I never invading no bullshit Arab country and wasn’t responsible for mass murder and any bullshit like that. I just smoke some Chron and do pullups all day. I don’t mass murder any stinking filthy Arabs. I just laugh at them I don’t mass murder them. Im not stupid enough to go over there and get tangled up in a land war with any filthy Arabs and then go put up a victory sign after like two weeks. Hahaha that shit is so funny. If you Conservative fuckfaces love Iraq so much then go there and get kidnapped because I don’t want to see any more of your bullshit posts on here. Im being serious. You have to be a fucking moron to still be singing any praises about George Bush, that shit was weak 5 years ago now its just sad. Your era is over and you were wrong and you fucked up. Just admit it and write your blurbs about something you know about like your conservative muscle mass and your cheap ass tipping methods and go get some fucking heart and smoke a bong and have an original idea. I will always be Rude and I will always smoke it. You conservative fuckfaces will never smoke it because it might give you original ideas and make you sweet but you just couldn’t handle that because it might not be Conservative enough for you. You weren’t very Conservative about Mass Murdering any stinking Arabs now where you. Go jerk off on some freedom fries and leave us alone. So go watch Fox and Friends and believe your on the side of God and believe that only you are right and everybody else is not as strong as you and keeping talking about the budget and fiscal conservatism but God is on the side of the Rightous and the Rude not the faggots and the Republicans……
I have smoken many things……..I have broken many things………..Heres a song to soothe your douchbag Republican hearts because obviously the truth will not suffice for you heartless buttbags……..Go get some heart and go smoke some crap…..
Jan 17 2009
Keeping it Ruthless….
I have Smoken many things…….I have Broken many things…….I have Broken many records……..
In the beginning there was alot of Smoking it and alot of Keeping it Ruthless…..
Enjoy…….
Jan 10 2009
Not a Requirement….
This may not be a requirement to know…..but that my Biceps can lead to perspirement……..desirement…….but mostly…….early Retirement………
Jan 07 2009
You Bruise much…..You Lose much…..
Don’t think that I don’t know how to do this………
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/stunts/Fastest_Punches_Ever/#165841
Jan 07 2009
The Arabs will Kidnap you…..
No doubt……So why your being kidnapped for disagreeing with them maybe you can persuade them to come to my page so you can listen to some sweet music while your waiting……But don’t count on it……..Here’s one for you Arabs out there…..Why don’t you just listen to some music and cut it out already…..
Jan 06 2009
I Love the God-Damned Jews….
I love the God-Damned Jews and im tired of all you faggots out there talking all this shit about them. If you want to talk shit about the Jews you come find me and talk your shit to my face you little faggots and we’ll see how tough you are without your precious little keyboard and safe distances. The Jews can do whatever they want they don’t answer to you they don;t answer to faggots they answer the supreme Jewish God. If you want my address and you think you can take me let me know or I can come out there and challenge you any time of the week I got no plans or appointments. But go write your blogs about what you know about it which is bullshit and leave the Jews out of it. The Jews can do what ever they want they don’t answer to faggots and if you litte faggots keep it up Im gonna find you and your gonna wish you lived in the Gaza strip when I get done with my supreme Jewish Weed Justice on you……..You smell like the faggots and your opinions stink worse then the faggots that walk around in New York City…..
Jan 06 2009
Oprah Winfrey—-Fat False Idol Fat Queen of Nonsense…..
Im sorry but I really hate Oprah she really makes me sick and I try not to hate fat people too much, but I just hate Oprah. I was just watching some thing today about her weight issues and hows shes got a thyroid problem and shit and it made me think like you were fat this whole goddamned time. Anybody with millions of dollars and assistants around worshipping you at every moment can lose some weight but it took this lady 20 years to lose a few god-damned pounds now she cant lose weight because she has a thyroid problem. Well im sure that could be a legitimate reason but my point is who cares. Who cares about anything this lady has to say. She has millions upon millions of dollars and shes acting like her lifes over and she just can’t go on because she’s fat again. She’s been fat her whole god-damned life she’s still got millions of dollars. I know plenty of fat people and they don’t have any money yet I don’t here them complaining all the time. I just tell em to get in the god-damned gym and quit eating potato chips all day and get off your fat ass once and awhile…..
My point is is that I hate Oprah……and I don’t care if you like her. If you do don’t leave any comments on here or ill just change them to how you think she’s a fat annoying pig and things like that. But my problem with her is that she has such an ego on her, she acts like she’s doing some profound work. She doesn’t save lives, she hasn’t cured anything she’s just a stupid fat lady that has gotten the rest of the stupid fat ladies out there to worship her as their fat false idol fat queen of nonsense. And the worse thing she feels like she should be worshipped because of it. People have to get over this celebrity worship nonsense already because it is really detrimental to your souls and it’s not even real anyways you have to get over this and start getting real yourself. Well you can have your fat false idols and your comfort t.v. shows im sticking to fire and brimstone, Im sticking to old school Jews who call it like they see it, and sticking to sit-ups and push-ups and having a Rude attitude. I won’t dumb myself down to all you faggots out there……Your the reason why every country in the world hates us because your so stupid and so wrapped up in nonsense that your ruining it for the rest of us…….Give me a fuckin break….Turn off these nonsense t.v. shows and acting like you know about something and go read a book and help someone out or go smoke a joint and settle down before the RudeDudes have to come and talk to you………Citizen David Rude…….I know Karate…….I won’t hesitate to work the body…….I don’t like faggots…..If you think you can take me ill give you my home address but if you leave me Rude comments don’t think I won’t find you and punish you Citizen Rude style…..Oprah makes me want to puke and so do most of you……You got anything to say about the Jews you come tell me because I love the God-damned Jews………..
Jan 02 2009
Martyrdom
I don’t think Muslims have any idea of what Martyrdom is so let me lay it out for ya. From the Greek word meaning ‘witness’, the term was originally used within Christianity for the Apostles — that is, those who had witnessed Christ’s life and resurrection, Christians came to be persecuted in the pre-Constantinian period, it was used first for those who underwent hardship for the faith, and then only for those who died for the faith. Now this is the example of what real martyrdom is. It is people who, without struggle, die for thier faith simply because that is what they believe. In the very early stages of Christianity, Christians were persecuted and murdered just because they were Christians. And these heroes didn’t resist, they didn’t complain, they died horrible deaths so that their religion would be glorified. And seeing Muslims today use Martyrdom as an excuse for abhorrent atrocities really makes me sick to myself.
Now Im not saying Muslims can’t be Martyrs, there are plenty of muslims who died rightously for thier faith and this can’t be denied. But I believe most of the Muslim world just doesn’t have a clear understanding of what it means. First of all, you can’t kill yourself and be a Martyr. That just doesn’t work. You can’t murder someone and claim that your a Martyr. No. You have to be murdered. And you have to be killed because of your religion. You have to be killed for the exact reason that your a certain religion and the other party wants to kill you for it. Now this is just not going on in the Muslim world, at least not by the West. Secondly, not any muslim that dies is a Martyr. You have to be persecuted because of your faith. But what is going on in Iraq and Afganistan and Gaza is not persecution of religion. It is purely nationalism. Now that is like saying that the people who died in September 11th are martrys to the Christian faith. But that is not true and I have never heard that explanation. But if any Muslim dies unjustly, and their is plenty of that going around, that doesn’t mean they died for thier faith. They died because of thier government or the government of the powers that be.
Suicide is not an act of rightousness, no matter what the cause and the clear misunderstanding of Muslims on this position just shows how out of touch with God many of them have become. The willingness to murder oneself and to murder others in the name of religion is not inspired by God. Real religion does not kill or murder but it promotes love and understanding. Now this is true thier is no other truth than this. Just because you say you are religious does not make it so. All men are judged by thier fruits and thier actions not what they claim thier faith to be. This cultures obsession with Martrydom is one of the most dangerous problems our world is facing today. The willingness to die or to kill oneself to promote thier Nationalistic agenda is one of the biggest problems we are facing today and will burn the whole world if it is not stopped. Thier are real Martyrs on both sides of this picture, and to misuse this term for your own purposes is an afront to religion everywhere. Jesus Christ was a man who let himself be murdered, and forgave the people that murdered him while they were murdering him. This is an example of pure Martyrdom. One man dying for the betterment of all. But this constant and wrong obsession the Muslims have with Martyrdom is just not accurate and maybe they need to go to Sunday school to get a better grasp on this issue. Long live the Jews…….

