Jan 20 2009
Conservative Butt Worms….
How could all you Conservative Buttfworms out there really be this bent out of shape right now because Barack Obama is now the President. Your so bent out of shape about it. I can see you right now hissing and thinking about the blogs your gonna right about the budget and how’s he not doing enough about the budget. I just read a post like two minutes ago from some Conservative Butt-Burglar who’s talking about some nonsense about Republicans and how his speech was bad or something. Give me a break. The guy didn’t even leave his comments open because he knows he’s a butt-burlgar and didn’t want everyone tell tell him how much of a butt-phenomenon that this guy is. I mean it’s one thing to be wrong but it’s a completey other thing to be wrong after it’s already been established that your wrong. And then keep going on about how your wrong and writing blurbs about it. A real man would say that” look I was a complete fucking idiot for 8 years I was a butt-worm I got caught up in the hype of killing Arabs and eating Freedom Fries that I really didn’t have two or three original thoughts during that time period and I really don’t know anything anyways. And I am a racist, and I’m a fatass, and I am a butt-worm, and I am fat and I don’t value health or appearacne I am a butt phenomenon and I really don’t know anything anyways except maybe being fat and stupid and I especially don’t know about politics or religion because I’m a hillbilly and a full time Butt-Postman”…..I think something like that would be alright and just say that “ look I was wrong I was a Butt-Postman I delivered the butt to the free world and it stunk and I enjoyed it and I didn’t get paid for it because I enjoyed it so much and now it’s over and I’ll accept that and I’ll just retire and go now into conservative obscurity.” And just admit that you were a Butt Gastroentologist and go about your daily lives and don’t worry about writing blogs anymore don’t worry about getting more of your conservative Butt-nonsense out there it’s already been out there we get it it’s ok you don’t have to try so hard lets just try to get some new ideas out there and see what this guy can do and maybe go buy yourself a bowflex and start working out a little bit you don’t need to be so Conservative about everything…….If you need some more advice call me…….
To you Conservative Butt-Bags out there…..You have stolen the butt and made it Republican…..
