Nation of the World-Wide Ruthless

The Philistine came on and drew near to David Rude…… with his shield bearer in front of him.  When the Philistine looked and saw David Rude, he disdained him, for he was only a RudeDude….Ruddy and handsome in appearance…..A BruiseDude……a Smokesthief…….Then the Philistine said to David Ruthless…..”Am I a dog , that you come to me with a Rude attitude and  Beefy Arms…  I am a Philistine……a BruiseThief……And the Philistine cursed David Rude by his false gods and his small Moonsbeef…..Come thou David Rude so that i may Bruiseth thee, for your Rude attitude must be hindered by my Republican value system…..said the faggot………But David BruiseDude said that you shall not Bruiseth me.…You shall not Bruise or Confuseth me……I shall neither be hindered nor injured by your narrow minded value system and your small Moonsbeef.…..You sir are a faggot……A Butt Burglar from the West Coast……..This very day “The Rude” shall deliver you into my beefy hand, and I will strike you down for youeth sir are a faggot, a butt-burglar, a butt worm………..Then the Philistine  turned into a butt worm……….So David BruiseDude prevailed against the Butt-Hero, striking down the Butt Hero and turning the Butt Hero into a Butt worm…………He was worried of his butt wormery but then it got found out………Then the people knew that it was by the Spirit of the Rude that we smoketh some Garbage…….And it was very Rude……And then the Conservative Republicans went away because they kneweth that they were the Butt worms….