Aug 13 2009
Declaration Against Hillbillies
Look hillbillies you lost the civil war, you tried to own black people and we stopped you, now your trying to do everything in your power to ruin this country and make it look as stupid as you are. You are all the same. And your all stupid. Look at these town hall meetings for example. They are the exact same thing as your silly little Republican tea party rallies you had, about higher taxes even though Barack Obama was lowering your taxes, which just shows how stupid you are. They are the exact same thing as your little John McCain/ Sarah Palin Republican pep rallies you had where you all just spit off your hateful rantings and ravings because that’s all you can do anymore.
The truth is that it’s over for you. George Bush ruined it for you and you know it. George Bush showed exactly what a bunch of right wing, stupid hillbillies would do if they ever got into power, and the American people saw this and completely rejected you. All of your silly town hall rallies, and your silly tea parties, Nascar, the guy from Monday Night Football, bearded, fat bellied festivals all don’t amount to shit in the real rational world. You only make yourself look more stupid, and more fat, and more fat and stupid.
Look hillbillies Im gonna be honest with you. I really don’t have a problem with hillbillies for the most part, I have friends that are stupid hillbillies and Ive been around hillbillies that I found somewhat amusing. But my problem is when you stupid hillbillies try to make everyone else around you stupid hillbillies, and imposeyour backwards culture, if you can even call it a culture, on everyone else. Just because you choose to be stupid, and fat, and like stupid thins like Nascar and other meaningless, boring shit like that. And because your too cowardly to fight with your bare hands and need your shotguns and rifles to feel good about yourselfs. And because you don’t take good physical care of yourselves and have no ambition to succeed in life, thats fine. And it’s fine that you are the worst example of a white person in the whole world and that’s saying alot, it’s still fine. Your free to be as fat and as silly as you want in America. But when you try to make this country look as stupid, and racist, and ugly as you, then thats not fine. And that’s where I draw the line with you hillbillies.
So here is my declaration to you hillbillies. Go back to your little shack houses, and your trailer parks and your fucking campsites. And go live it up and drink Busch beer and listen to all the horrible music and watch all the mind numbing t.v. you can handle. But when you try to tell my country that it is wrong for trying to help out the poor who desperatley need insurance, or that Im not a Christian because Im not some backward, silly Evangelical who doesn’t even know anything about the bible or real Christianity, then Hillbilly you have crossed the line, and you better walk your silly ass back to Mayberry because this is not 1852 anymore and that shit is just not alright.
You lost the civil war, you tried to own black people as your slaves and you saw nothing wrong with it, your a completely backwards group of people and you have no business in politics, let alone religion or anything else that is important in society. Who do you think gave you the right as some of the stupidest people in society to think that you have some right to run everything. Go back to your trailer parks and renounce yourselves as true Americans, because your only a disgrace to this country and a curse to America. I propose another Civil War where all you hillbillies take your shotguns and go meet all us decent, real Christian, rationale people in America on the battlefied so we can destroy your wicked and silly bloodline for ever
All decent Americans stand up and fight this hillbilly remnant with me so we can wipe these fat, silly bastards off the face of the Earth for good, and get back to a normal way of life before all these hillbilly Republicans infected my news channels. This is our rallying cry……
I couldn’t agree more. I think Hillbillies and Republicans are a curse to mankind and should be stopped….
Hey great post….Someone’s got to stand up to these silly people and tell them how fat they are….ha……Im with you…
The hillbillies are not to blame they have only been deceieved by the Republican nerds in washington who prey on the hillbillies stupidity and hatred of black people, so they can get their conservative message across. Nice post though….
I do agree with what your saying but I think hillbillies need to take more personal responsibility for how stupid they are and not listen to some Conservative nerd Republicans that are pulling the strings….
I don’t understand why the Republicans dont want universal health care. Most of them are poor and in terrible physical health as it is. You’d think this would be something they would want….Stupid hillbillies…
It’s only because the hillbillies don’t want black people to have free health care so they would have make a huge deal about it just so that poor black people can’t be healthy. Even though the hillbillies are the ones who really need it with thier fat bodies and thier lack of exercise. Hillbillies make me sick…Im with you David Ruthless…..
Hey thanks guys…It’s not that I hate hillbillies, I think there fine as long as they keep to themselves….Much like the faggots….But the problem is that these people like the hillbillies and the faggots want to push thier backwards ways on everyone else and get all up in your face if you don’t agree with them….And thats just not good enough for me….I think the hillbillies could be useful in the upcoming Muslim/Chinese Wars coming up in the next decade but as for all this politics shit, just shut up and go drink some bush beer because you don’t know what the fuck your talking about….
Just for the record I think the Republicans and the gays should all go move on an island somewhere and they can spend the next 100 years arguing which side is more ridicilous and which side is more wrong about everything, while we can enjoy a nice, and prosperous country…..
Like I said it’s not that I hate the Fags and Republicans, they just need to go away and quit making me suffer thier backwards and obviously wrong viewpoints. Its one thing if you want to be wrong and silly, but it’s a completely other thing when you think you have a right to tell people they should be like that when your obviously just ridicilous….
I saw some fat hillbilly lady talking on the news at one of those rallies your talking about how theirs gonna be a revolution soon if things dont start changing. Ha….A hillbilliy revolution. What are they going to do make all the black people watch Nascar and drink Bush light and try to make them as stupid as they are. I welcome they hillbilly revolution, I would like to finish off these silly bastards once and for all. Im with you David Ruthless…..where do I sign….
Mr. Mayhem your a real American and it’s my pleasure to fight the hillbillies along side of. I really hope that we can start another Civil War soon just so history can see how fat and backwards these people really are….
Hey hillbillies….Kiss my rightous ass you fat, stupid, silly race of people…..The Rude Nation has come upon you….
Hillbillies are poor excuses of white people and should be stopped….
You are a great man. You are a real man who knows exactly what he’s talking about.. I bet you are a fucking really good looking guy who can get laid whenever he wants which is why you are so Ruthless and rude. I feel so sorry for myself. There’s no room in the world for losers like me. You are a fucking Ruthless BruiseDude and you give Americans a Great name.
I am definitely not some fat hillbilly like yourself and am definitely in much better shape than you. Your just a faggot hillbilliy, if you would like to fight me I can give you my address or you can give me yours so I can come out to Texas or some hillbilly state like that and teach you a lesson you just let me know because I would feel honored to teach a fat hillbilly like you a lesson in manners…