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Jan 21 2009

Republicans are made of Butt dirt…..

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No Doubt…..

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Jan 20 2009

Conservative Butt Worms….

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How could all you Conservative Buttfworms out there really be this bent out of shape right now because Barack Obama is now the President.  Your so bent out of shape about it.  I can see you right now hissing and thinking about the blogs your gonna right about the budget and how’s he not doing enough about the budget.  I just read a post like two minutes ago from some Conservative Butt-Burglar who’s talking about some nonsense about Republicans and how his speech was bad or something.  Give me a break.  The guy didn’t even leave his comments open because he knows he’s a butt-burlgar and didn’t want everyone tell tell him how much of a butt-phenomenon that this guy is.  I mean it’s one thing to be wrong but it’s a completey other thing to be wrong after it’s already been established that your wrong.  And then keep going on about how your wrong and writing blurbs about it.  A real man would say that” look I was a complete fucking idiot for 8 years  I was a butt-worm I got caught up in the hype of killing Arabs and eating Freedom Fries that I really didn’t have two or three original thoughts during that time period and I really don’t know anything anyways.  And I am a racist, and I’m a fatass, and I am a butt-worm, and I am fat and I don’t value health or appearacne I am a butt phenomenon and I  really don’t know anything anyways except maybe being fat and stupid and I especially don’t know about politics or religion because I’m a hillbilly and a full time Butt-Postman”…..I think something like that would be alright and just say that “ look I was wrong I was a Butt-Postman I delivered the butt to the free world and it stunk and I enjoyed it and I didn’t get paid for it because I enjoyed it so much and now it’s over and I’ll accept that and I’ll just retire and go now into conservative obscurity.”  And just admit that you were a Butt Gastroentologist and go about your daily lives and don’t worry about writing blogs anymore don’t worry about getting more of your conservative Butt-nonsense out there it’s already been out there we get it it’s ok you don’t have to try so hard  lets just try to get some new ideas out there and see what this guy can do and maybe go buy yourself a bowflex and start working out a little bit you don’t need to be so Conservative about everything…….If you need some more advice call me…….

 To you Conservative Butt-Bags out there…..You have stolen the butt and made it Republican…..

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Jan 19 2009

No more George Bush posts….

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Alright George Bush is no longer the President Im not waiting until tomorrow afternoon to celebrate Im celebrating right now.  I got my steady weed pipe handy Im about to start smoking on it and start celebrating but before I do I just want to say that I dont want to see anymore George Bush posts from you Conservative douchbags out there.  If your writing a post in a positive light about George Bush than your just a moron.  And that is not only my take on it, that is societies.  Your wrong, you know your wrong, and the fact that you can’t admit that he was an awful President and your still trying to defend him this late in the game just shows how ridicilous you are.  History has already happened and it shows that your a douchbag.  It also shows that George Bush was a fucking douchbag and he will have to pay for all his sins just like me and the rest of you scumbags out there.  But I never invading no bullshit Arab country and wasn’t responsible for mass murder and any bullshit like that.  I just smoke some Chron and do pullups all day.  I don’t mass murder any stinking filthy Arabs.  I just laugh at them I don’t mass murder them.  Im not stupid enough to go over there and get tangled up in a land war with any filthy Arabs and then go put up a victory sign after like two weeks.  Hahaha that shit is so funny.  If  you Conservative fuckfaces love Iraq so much  then go there and get kidnapped because I don’t want to see any more of your bullshit posts on here.  Im being serious.  You have to be a fucking moron to still be singing any praises about George Bush, that shit was weak 5 years ago now its just sad.  Your era is over and you were wrong and you fucked up.  Just admit it and write your blurbs about something you know about like your conservative muscle mass and your cheap ass tipping methods and go get some fucking heart and smoke a bong and have an original idea.  I will always be Rude and I will always smoke it.  You conservative fuckfaces will never smoke it because it might give you original ideas and make you sweet but you just couldn’t handle that because it might not be Conservative enough for you.  You weren’t very Conservative about Mass Murdering any stinking Arabs now where you.  Go jerk off on some freedom fries and leave us alone.  So go watch Fox and Friends and believe your on the side of God and believe that only you are right and everybody else is not as strong as you and keeping talking about the budget and fiscal conservatism but God is on the side of the Rightous and the Rude not the faggots and the Republicans……

I have smoken many things……..I have broken many things………..Heres a song to soothe your douchbag Republican hearts because obviously the truth will not suffice for you heartless buttbags……..Go get some heart and go smoke some crap…..

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Jan 17 2009

Keeping it Ruthless….

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I have Smoken many things…….I have Broken many things…….I have Broken many records……..

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In the beginning there was alot of Smoking it and alot of Keeping it Ruthless…..

Enjoy…….

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Jan 10 2009

Not a Requirement….

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This may not be a requirement to know…..but that my Biceps can lead to perspirement……..desirement…….but mostly…….early Retirement………

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Jan 07 2009

You Bruise much…..You Lose much…..

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Don’t think that I don’t know how to do this………

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Jan 07 2009

The Arabs will Kidnap you…..

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No doubt……So why your being kidnapped for disagreeing with them maybe you can persuade them to come to my page so you can listen to some sweet music while your waiting……But don’t count on it……..Here’s one for you Arabs out there…..Why don’t you just listen to some music and cut it out already…..

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Jan 07 2009

Should Fags be allowed to Vote???

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Wait a minute Fags can vote……

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Jan 06 2009

I Love the God-Damned Jews….

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I love the God-Damned Jews and im tired of all you faggots out there talking all this shit about them.  If you want to talk shit about the Jews you come find me and talk your shit to my face you little faggots and we’ll see how tough you are without your precious little keyboard and safe distances.  The Jews can do whatever they want they don’t answer to you they don;t answer to faggots they answer the supreme Jewish God.  If you want my address and you think you can take me let me know or I can come out there and challenge you any time of the week I got no plans or appointments.  But go write your blogs about what you know about it which is bullshit and leave the Jews out of it.  The Jews can do what ever they want they don’t answer to faggots and if you litte faggots keep it up Im gonna find you and your gonna wish you lived in the Gaza strip when I get done with my supreme Jewish Weed Justice on you……..You smell like the faggots and your opinions stink worse then the faggots that walk around in New York City…..

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Jan 06 2009

Oprah Winfrey—-Fat False Idol Fat Queen of Nonsense…..

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Im sorry but I really hate Oprah she really makes me sick and I try not to hate fat people too much, but I just hate Oprah.  I was just watching some thing today about her weight issues and hows shes got a thyroid problem and shit and it made me think like you were fat this whole goddamned time.  Anybody with millions of dollars and assistants around worshipping you at every moment can lose some weight but it took this lady 20 years to lose a few god-damned pounds now she cant lose weight because she has a thyroid problem.  Well im sure that could be a legitimate reason but my point is who cares.  Who cares about anything this lady has to say.  She has millions upon millions of dollars and shes acting like her lifes over and she just can’t go on because she’s fat again.  She’s been fat her whole god-damned life she’s still got millions of dollars.  I know plenty of fat people and they don’t have any money yet I don’t here them complaining all the time.  I just tell em to get in the god-damned gym and quit eating potato chips all day and get off your fat ass once and awhile…..

My point is is that I hate Oprah……and I don’t care if you like her.  If you do don’t leave any comments on here or ill just change them to how you think she’s a fat annoying pig and things like that.  But my problem with her is that she has such an ego on her, she acts like she’s doing some profound work.  She doesn’t save lives, she hasn’t cured anything she’s just a stupid fat lady that has gotten the rest of the stupid fat ladies out there to worship her as their fat false idol fat queen of nonsense.  And the worse thing she feels like she should be worshipped because of it.  People have to get over this celebrity worship nonsense already because it is really detrimental to your souls and it’s not even real anyways you have to get over this and start getting real yourself.  Well you can have your fat false idols and your comfort t.v. shows im sticking to fire and brimstone, Im sticking to old school Jews who call it like they see it, and sticking to sit-ups and push-ups and having a Rude attitude.  I won’t dumb myself down to all you faggots out there……Your the reason why every country in the world hates us because your so stupid and so wrapped up in nonsense that your ruining it for the rest of us…….Give me a fuckin break….Turn off these nonsense t.v. shows and acting like you know about something and go read a book and help someone out or go smoke a joint and settle down before the RudeDudes have to come and talk to you………Citizen David Rude…….I know Karate…….I won’t hesitate to work the body…….I don’t like faggots…..If you think you can take me ill give you my home address but if you leave me Rude comments don’t think I won’t find you and punish you Citizen Rude style…..Oprah  makes me want to puke and so do most of you……You got anything to say about the Jews you come tell me because I love the God-damned Jews………..

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Jan 06 2009

Fair Critique on Marijuana

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I have Smoken many things……….I Have Broken many things……..

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Jan 02 2009

Martyrdom

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I don’t think Muslims have any idea of what Martyrdom is so let me lay it out for ya.  From the Greek word meaning ‘witness’, the term was originally used within Christianity for the Apostles — that is, those who had witnessed Christ’s life and resurrection, Christians came to be persecuted in the pre-Constantinian period, it was used first for those who underwent hardship for the faith, and then only for those who died for the faith.  Now this is the example of what real martyrdom is.  It is people who, without struggle, die for thier faith simply because that is what they believe.  In the very early stages of Christianity, Christians were persecuted and murdered just because they were Christians.  And these heroes didn’t resist, they didn’t complain, they died horrible deaths so that their religion would be glorified.  And seeing Muslims today use Martyrdom as an excuse for abhorrent atrocities really makes me sick to myself.

Now Im not saying Muslims can’t be Martyrs,  there are plenty of  muslims who died rightously for thier faith and this can’t be denied.   But I believe most of the Muslim world  just doesn’t have a clear understanding of what it means.  First of all, you can’t kill yourself and be a Martyr.  That just doesn’t work.  You can’t murder someone and claim that your a Martyr.  No.  You have to be murdered.  And you have to be killed because of your religion.  You have to be killed for the exact reason that your a certain religion and the other party wants to kill you for it.  Now this is just not going on in the Muslim world, at least not by the West.  Secondly, not any muslim that dies is a Martyr.  You have to be persecuted because of your faith.  But what is going on in Iraq and Afganistan and Gaza is not persecution of religion.  It is purely nationalism.  Now that is like saying that the people who died in September 11th are martrys to the Christian faith.  But that is not true and I have never heard that explanation.  But if any Muslim dies unjustly, and their is plenty of that going around, that doesn’t mean they died for thier faith.  They died because of thier government or the government of the powers that be. 

Suicide is not an act of rightousness, no matter what the cause and the clear misunderstanding of Muslims on this position just shows how out of touch with God many of them have become.  The willingness to murder oneself and to murder others in the name of religion is not inspired by God.  Real religion does not kill or murder but it promotes love and understanding.  Now this is true thier is no other truth than this.  Just because you say you are religious does not make it so.  All men are judged by thier fruits and thier actions not what they claim thier faith to be.  This cultures obsession with Martrydom is one of the most dangerous problems our world is facing today.  The willingness to die or to kill oneself to promote thier Nationalistic agenda is one of the biggest problems we are facing today and will burn the whole world if it is not stopped.  Thier are real Martyrs on both sides of this picture, and to misuse this term for your own purposes is an afront to religion everywhere.  Jesus Christ was a man who let himself be murdered, and forgave the people that murdered him while they were murdering him.  This is an example of pure Martyrdom.  One man dying for the betterment of all.  But this constant and wrong obsession the Muslims have with Martyrdom is just not accurate and maybe they need to go to Sunday school to get a better grasp on this issue.  Long live the Jews…….

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Dec 31 2008

Bagojevich…

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I can’t wait till I get my hands on a nice Bagojevich full of weed…….

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Dec 27 2008

Long Live the Jews….

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Im so tired of reading these blogs about the Jew haters out there who don’t know shit about shit but still think its fashionable to blame the Jew.  Im sure in the next few weeks all im going to here about Israel this and Israel that, let me set the record straight.  I don’t think any of you fagbags really know whats going on out there, and if you did you would be horrified.  Here you have a people, that if it were not for them you wouldn’t have Christianity or Islam, or countless other things, who are just trying to live out there normal lives but its fagbags like you who are trying to stop them.  Could you imagine living somewhere were your in constant threat of being attacked.  I used to live in Israel playing basketball for this semi-pro team and let me tell you those people are the real patriots out there, America doesn’t know shit about patriotism.  Americans waive a flag around and tell everybody there the greatest people on earth but they have no idea about terrorism and fighting for their survival.  These people in Israel go through so much bullshit because of these ignorant, hateful muslims, but are so strong and so brave that they put up with that shit just so they can have thier own country and own traditions.  Noboddy has been more persecuted in the history of the world than the Jew, yet people say they don’t even have the right to exist.  That there terrorists for defending their own country and thier people.  Come say that shit to my face you little bitches and see how long you get away with it.  Ya you can sit at your computer and talk as much shit as you want but come call an Israeli a terrorist to my face and see what happens to you.  You’ll get the rightous hand of the Lord across your litte bitch ass. 

Could you imagine if Canada was launching missiles into American cities.  How do you think we would respond.  Look at how we responed to September 11th.  We invaded two countries that had nothing to do with it, and started a global conflict that will end in millions of lives lost, and were calling the Jews terrorists.  You don’t think if Canada was launching rockets into Detroit that we wouldn’t at least go bomb thier military positions.  You got to be kidding me.  We would nuke there ass so fast it wouldn’t even be funny.  But when Israel responds to the same exact thing you have the right to call them terrorists.  You don’t know what it’s like to live in a place like that because your a fat coward that only knows about being fat and being a coward, and is only tough when thier on their computer…..Go read the bible and visit Israel then tell me the same thing you no-nothing coward/fagbag/scumbag.  Go read your bibles out there and find out who the Jew really is and then go read the New Testament and learn about the King of the Jews.  And then maybe we can have this discussion.  All you Christians out there need to go read your bibles instead of telling everyone else whats in it, and that your the only ones going to heaven.  And then you might realize that you really are Jews because it’s the same religion and then go repent for your ignorance and your fatness of heart.  Go read the bible and tell me im wrong.  Im talking the whole thing.  Cover to cover.  Thats what I did.  Can you handle it.  No I know you can’t.  You can watch 5 hours of the most bullshit, ridicilous t.v. shows everyday but you can’t pick up a book for 10 minutes.  Especially the book you base your whole lives around.  Why not because theres not enough sex and bullshit in there for you.  Your so rightous because you unwillingly go to church everyweek but your not rightous enough to pick up a book for 10 minutes a day.   No I think you’d rather just write your blogs about bullshit you don’t know because thats alot easier than actually taking the time to know something.  It takes work and commitment to know something, not just sitting on your computer and acting like your Albert Fucking Einstien.  Ya the rest of these fags on here will let you get away with it but don’t expect me to.  Long live the real Christians out there and long live the Jews, were behind you Israel, the Muslims are cowards and will be dealt with…….

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Dec 20 2008

Why Republicans are FagBags……by David WarCrimes

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I actually think the Republican scumbags out there actually have some good ideas about things but the problem is that they stink like fagbags and Republicans.  They always talk about like 4-5 things and some of em aren’t actually bad things but when they get into office they never actually do anything about those things.  They never even talk about those things until it’s the next election and then all you Republican yahoos come out and talk about smaller government this smaller government that,  pro-life,  pro-life.  Ya that’s great stuff and everything but when has the last republican ever done anything about smaller government.  All you yahoos always talk about low spending this and low spending that and no higher taxes.  But then you get us into a Bullshit 800 Billion dollar war where they throw shoes at us.  I wonder why that is.  I guess invading them and killing 100,000 of them really didn’t turn out to help them too much.  But thats just me.  It hasn’t helped us at all.  And you can’t talk about smaller government anymore because George Bush totally ruined that argument for you and just shoved the government into everybody’s face  so quit talking about that bullshit already because that’s what reasonable people want but Republicans only make the government more overbearing.  And I don’t want to hear anymore about how your God-King Ronald Reagan won the cold war by telling them to take their wall down.  You don’t win wars by telling the other side to take their walls down.   There was alot of factors that went into the Soviet collapse, and if you want to thank someone for it go thank the CIA and Osama Bin Ladin and all his buttfags because they were the ones that defeated the Soviets.  Not Ronald Reagan.  We were too afraid of their communist ideals so we left it up to the Arabian Butt fags. 

     When has the last Republican ever done anything about abortion.  I actually agree with most of you Republican scumbags on this one, if its a reasonable law, than outlaw that shit its not hard to have an adoption, but when have you ever done anything about it.  You had complete control of the government for nearly 8 years, and easily got us into a war no one wanted but you couldn’t do anything about abortion.  Why don’t you try spending 800 Billion dollars on not killing babies instead of spending 800 Billion dollars killing Arabian babies.  If your so rightous and steadfast and  love the issue so much then why didn’t you do anything about it.  You always just talk about it but nothings ever changed.  I hate to say that you just use it as an excuse to get elected and promote your agenda, but when have you ever done anything real about it.  Republicans are just a tired act, and it’s getting so old to keep talking about it and hearing about it.  People need to get away from this political party nonsense and start thinking for yourselves and get serious already.  These are not kids games where everybody’s either right about something or wrong about something these are peoples lives that your affecting so cut it out with all this petty bullshit.  Become Rude like George Washington and outlaw your political denominations…..Get serious about putting reasonable people in these positions and quit waiting for  fake Republican God-Kings…….. And quit talking about your conservative budget plans and go work on your Conservative Biceps and then maybe we can start talking about fixing this country and start creating a Rude Posterity……… A succession in the Rude progeny………out of the shadows of the Rudeness of 1776…..a Rude Dynasty…….A rightous country where we stand Rude and United against our enemies………The United States of the Rude………the sole Rude Sovereignty.

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Dec 18 2008

Truth be Told….

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Im so tired and hearing everything about the Bailout this and the Bailout that and all the other headlines you people grab off the news.  I can get the same story from watching the news tell me something that I can’t already just read on Yahoo.  Personally I think this whole economic issue is really just a big scare tactic to get higher rating for the news and sell more newspapers.  Theres nothing different with our economy than was different 10 years ago.  People are still corrupt, businesses are still being too greedy, the fundamentals of the economy are the same the only difference is that the news is covering it more.  Since the news starting making the economy the big story they have had such a dramatic effect on the stock market pretty much controlling it with the news they present.  So the more and more they talk about how bad our economy is the more commercials you see about it the more people buy into that shit.  It’s all bullshit and you know it.  You were broke yesterday, your broke today, you’ll be broke in the future, just accept it.  Did ths horrible economic calamity affect Donald Trump.  No he’s alright….What about Bill Gates…..Ya his nerd ass is fine.  Because they got all your money.  And you work for peanuts at peanut jobs these people own 95 % of  your money.  Of everybody’s money.  Go look it up.  Maybe instead of crying about what the news is trying to sell you and clamoring over your 9.50 dollar an hour job why don’t you start having a Rude attitude about things.  Why don’t you look yourself in the eye and quit feeling sorry for yourself and go out and make a few million dollars and quit using these weak ass headlines for your blogs and go make your own headlines.  And go and do it.  And don’t let them stop you and don’t let them tell you you can’t do it and have a little God-Damned faith in yourselves and live up to your abilities.  Figure something out this is America, the land of the Rude….. Im getting Ruder everyday but if you think Im letting anyone stand in my way then your in for a Rude Awakening……..The Rude shall inherit the Earth but it wont happen until people stop putting all thier faith into all this nonsense out there and start getting Rude about things and start getting real about things………..Get Rude……………

 

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Nov 24 2008

To my Red Brothers…..

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Keep it Rude my Red Brethren for one day the nation will be ours again and the White man will have no choice but to Smoke us out and to keep thier greediness and thier Bullshit Republican ideologies unto themselves……The Red Man will rise again………

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Nov 22 2008

The Republicans smell like my Feet….

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Im serious I don’t want to hear for the next four years how George Bush kept America safe after 9-11 because we haven’t had another terrorist attack.  This is nonsense. This only proves that George Bush planned the 9-11 attacks so he could promote his agenda and so all you Fag-Bags could say that he kept us safe for 8 years.  Ok it’s so obvious you don’t have to believe it but it still doesn’t mean that you don’t stink like my feet.  George Bush started World War 3, ruined the Global economy, ruined Americas image in the world,  ruined the legacy of the heros of World War 2 and thier military dominance,  divided this country, and was responsible for the death of over 100 thousand people.  And just because there stinking Arabs doesn’t make them people you stinking racist  fag-bags…..ummm…..What else did he do…….shit I don’t have time to think about it…..It would take too long……I dont want to hear anybody talk about George Bush anymore he was America’s worst President and will always be considered that no matter what you Fag-Bags say……You backed a losing horse so just accept it and shut up and move on and shut up…..The best you could do after you produced that Fag-Bag for 8 years was John McCain and that stupid lady……Hey Republicans……Go away……You ruined this country and you almost ruined this whole world because your hillbillies and you dont understand politics or religion so stay the fuck out of both of em……You smell like feet…….Dissolve your party because you make Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt puke……And you have made all of us puke on ourselves……Take the gays and move to Mexico…….

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Nov 20 2008

Mo Murder….

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Keep it Rude…..

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