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Sep 08 2009

The Political Right….Or the Political Wrong….

Published by davidrude under Behavior, Politics, Rude Edit This

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It’s obvious to me, and any other open minded, reasonable person in America, that this Political Right Conservative Movement, is completely insane.  Now I’m not talking about the complete Conservative, Republican Agenda, which does have valid arguments here and there, althought their very few and far between, I’m talking about this right-wing Hillbilly movement you see all over the news.  These so called Town Hall meetings, in some small redneck town, or these so called “Hillbilly Tea Parties” where a bunch of white supremicists get together and talk about the most random bullshit.  Let me please explain to you why.

 Now I was just watching CBS morning news and they had some tea party event going on with all these people holding thier protest signs and everything.  And these signs they were holding were all basically similar, but not alot of them, that I saw, really had anything to do withtaxes.  It was all about health care, which these hillbillies obviously don’t know any facts about health care, and that’s been reputed over and over on the news.  The other ones they had we’re about big government, and still this socialism concept, and stupid shit like that.  Now let me explain to you why these Conservative hillbilly movements have no justifiable argument, and it’s just obvious redneck, hillbilly racism, and white supremacy.

Ok first of all, these rednecks are throwing “Tea Party Protests” because of higher taxes.  Now this is obviously false because these were the same people at the John McCain rallies, that we’re going on and on about higher taxes then, and higher spending.  First of all, Barack Obama has made it clear that he was raising people tax incomes, only if you made over 250,000 a year.  Now while the conservative leaders out there like Rush Limbaugh and the rest of these faggots, were up in arms about it because they could be affected, there is no god-damn way any of these hillbillies are making over 250,000 a year, nor will they ever come close to making over 250,000 in thier pathetic lifetimes.  They are the hillbillies that Barack Obama is trying to help, but their too God-damn stupid, or just too stubborn to realize it. 

 Now they’ll give way too this point every now and then, they’ll say well he hasn’t raised taxes yet, but look at the out of control spending, Im conservative and I don’t like spending, and I like saving every penny I can, because Im a Conservative nerd, and that’s why I’m Conservative, because I’m cheap and don’t have any Biceps and I don’t have any heart.  Hey that’s fine, to each his own, to each Conservative faggot his own Conservative faggot ideology.  But I never saw any of these clowns complaining about spending when George Bush was spending a Trillion dollars in Iraq.  I never heard one peep.  Well it was from the Democrats, but not by any of these “So called Conservatives” who are so up in arms about any kind of spending.  It’s so obvious that they’re just using every issue they can to throw it back on Barack Obama, but it doesn’t work if your not consistent.  It’s all about consistency people.

The last issue I want to address is this Big Government issue.  When I was watching these silly tea parties, I saw tons of signs about Big Government, and Keep the Big Government out of my hillbilly life.  I think it’s so funny how Barack Obama is now considered Big Government.  Now this has been a Republican staple since the 1980’s, and maybe then it meant something different, I don’t know, but it has no bearing in this argument today, and I’ll tell you why.  Now saying your against big government is an easy thing to say, noboddy likes government intrusion in thier lives, but like I said before, it’s all about consistency.  Where were these assclowns 5 years ago when George Bush was tapping every phone, and monitoring every civilian in the name of public safety and home land security.  Where were these weiner-beaters, 5 years ago when George Bush expanded the federal government more than any other President in years.  The last thing they were thinking of was Big Government, and Government intrusion, all they were thinking about was Nascar and Freedom Fries, and stupid shit like that.  But all of a sudden the Government intrusion is too unbearable.  That is a complete erroneous argument.

The point is that these tea parties and health care rallies, have noting to do with taxes, or health care.  They have to do with a group of white, hillbilly, Americans, that are so threatened by Barack Obama and all his “new ideas”, and his dark complexion, that they are throwing everything in the woodwork out to unite against this man, because they are too cowardly just to come out and say, I hate black people.  This is what this is all about, and everyone knows it, you know it, Barack Obama knows it, these hillbillies definitely know it, and if you try to tell me otherwise, your either lying, or not in touch with reality. 

Now as a white man who goes through great lengths to not only keep up his exterior, but to keep my mind open to different ideas, as well as seeing things from different points of view, as well as looking to make relationships outside of my race, these hillbillies just make me want to puke all over myself.  The problem is that people who are black, or part of other races, see these white hillbillies at these rallies, where it’s only white people, thier’s no black people, or spanish people in sight, and they talk about these silly issues, but that’s not what it’s about.  If it was, their would be people from different races there, because it would be about truth, and not racism.  These people make me sick.  They make every decent, intelligent white person, look terrible, they are the poorest excuse for a white man on the planet, and everyone else knows it but them.  They started a huge civil war 150 years ago because they wanted to own black people as property, and they didn’t see anything wrong with it.  There just trying to do the same thing again, but the difference is, at least then those hillbillies had the guts to say what it was really about, instead of trying to say it’s about everything else but that.  Not only do they like the stupidest shit, but they expect everyone else to like it too, and they all look like white trash.  They all look fat, and stupid, it’s because thier souls that are ugly and stupid, and full of hatred and stupidity, and it shows through thier entire being.  There just silly people, and they need to shut up for awhile and give Barack Obama a chance to do what he can do to make this a better country.  4 years go by and he didn’t do a good job, they’ll find someone else, but at least everyone gave George Bush a fair chance, until he fucked everything up, Barack Hussein Obama deserves the same chance.  All you hillbillies make me want to vomit…..

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Aug 28 2009

Jesus Christ Biggest Liberal in History???

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Now I have to hurry up and get back to work but I just can’t bear to see any more posts about Republicans and how thier so Christian, and how thier the only Christians in America, and thier the only ones going to heaven and all this and that.   Im gonna have to spell it out for you.  As a religious scholar myself, with multiple degrees in World Religions, as well as a Masters Degree I have studied extensively on this topic, and by all the arguments all of you are making, you obviously have not.  Now I’m not trying to make any persuasive argument here I just want to lay out some facts to make people think, if you Republican bible blasting, Gun loving Hillbillies can still think for yourselves.  And by the way, if your going to not think for yourselves, you think you could listen to somebuddy better than all these douchbags on Fox news who are so ridicilous, but that’s not the point.

 I just think it’s so funny that the Conservatives in America, are the people claiming to be the only real Christians in America.  Now if you want to be Conservative that’s fine, that’s your deal, you want to be a Conservative nerdbag, and never take any chances in life, and worry about the budget all day that’s fine.  That’s your perogative.  But Conservatism and Christianity, to anyone that has read the bible, have about as much to do with each other as Death Panels do with Health Care Reform.

If you have read the new testament you will see that Jesus Christ was the most radical man of his age.  There was nothing Conservative about this man, he detested Conservatives, and thier old, backwards ways of doing things, that they so vigorously held on to.  When something is broke you have to fix it, and it takes a strong man of ideals, and courage to break that barrier and do something about it.  Now if you read the bible you will see that Jesus’s movement of forgiveness, and peace, and that anyone could know God, was deeply offensive to the Ultra Conservative Sanheedrin, which was the ruling party of Jews at that time.  Not only was this change this man named Jesus was talking about offensive to them, but threatened to take away thier power, so they killed him, as simple as that.  If a man’s ideas of change threaten you, or scare you, like Jesus’s did, what do Conservatives do about.  They lie, cheat, and threaten every form of violence they can until they just resort to murder.

Now I am no liberal, as I am a no Conservative douchbag, hillbilly.  I am a free thinking man that cannot be boxed into any political sphere of thought that the news media and the hillbillies have created to group everyone together, as if we were in middle school.  Sorry but I find the important topics of our day a little bit more important than this childish, my side, your side mentality.  It is the mentality of fools and faggots. 

But the point Im trying to make is that if Jesus Christ, according to your political realm of thinking, was the most radical, liberal man in history.  There was nothing Conservative about his views on life, they were all radical, revolutionary beliefs, that were so threatening to the Conservatives of that time that they had him murdered.  Now you can’t deny this because this is not opinion it is biblical fact, and if your a Christian conservative or what have you, go read your bible there’s no opinion in this statement.

Now this is my main point.  That Conservative hillbilly Republicans have hijacked Christianity and have acted like they are the only real Christians in America and that God is on thier side and only thier side.  And that everything they do is mandated by God and they have his full blessing in all thier political endeavors.  AKA Sarah Palin.  Now not only is this wrong, but this is blasphemy, to think that God is some kind of Republican and can be used for political advantage. 

Now Im not saying that Republicans can’t be rightous Christians, I would never assume to have the power, or the stupidity to judge anyone on that basis.  Even though Conservatives have made a living off this for years.  My point is that the Republican Conservative view of government is completely opposite the values and teachings of Jesus Christ that it is astounding to me that anyone has let you Conservatives get away with this for so long.  Take the health care debate for example.  I don’t want my taxes raises, I don’t want illegal immigrants getting free healthcare.  Me, me, me, me.  Now these are as opposite to Christiantiy as you can get, because it’s greedy, self-serving, and completely opposite of the public welfare.  How could Conservatives be so Christian and rightous but yet love guns and war so much, as well as being terribly racist.  And you know you are don’t try to argue that with me I’ve seen it, and everyone knows it.

The truth is that you may be like to tell people that your Christian and you may feel good about yourself when you go to church every week and sit proudly in the first row, with your smug face and your sunday best on.  But the truth is that anyone that knows the spirit of Jesus, and follows this spirit knows that you are all false Christians, and you know nothing of Christianity and it’s beliefs and have completely missed the point.  You have used it for your own gain because you don’t understand it and have tried to use it as an excuse for you to be fat and stupid.  But people that know better know that you are false, but don’t take my word for it, quit watching all that Nascar, mindless bullshit for 5 minutes and pick up the book that you all claim to know so well, and actually try reading it for a change……..If you even can read…….Hahahaha……..Republican hillbillies stink…….. 

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Aug 13 2009

Declaration Against Hillbillies

Look hillbillies you lost the civil war, you tried to own black people and we stopped you, now your trying to do everything in your power to ruin this country and make it look as stupid as you are.  You are all the same.  And your all stupid.  Look at these town hall meetings for example.  They are the exact same thing as your silly little Republican tea party rallies you had, about higher taxes even though Barack Obama was lowering your taxes, which just shows how stupid you are.  They are the exact same thing as your little John McCain/ Sarah Palin Republican pep rallies you had where you all just spit off your hateful rantings and ravings because that’s all you can do anymore.

The truth is that it’s over for you.  George Bush ruined it for you and you know it.  George Bush showed exactly what a bunch of right wing, stupid hillbillies would do if they ever got into power, and the American people saw this and completely rejected you.  All of your silly town hall rallies, and your silly tea parties, Nascar, the guy from Monday Night Football, bearded, fat bellied festivals all don’t amount to shit in the real rational world.  You only make yourself look more stupid, and more fat, and more fat and stupid.

Look hillbillies Im gonna be honest with you.  I really don’t have a problem with hillbillies for the most part, I have friends that are stupid hillbillies and Ive been around hillbillies that I found somewhat amusing.  But my problem is when you stupid hillbillies try to make everyone else around you stupid hillbillies, and imposeyour backwards culture, if you can even call it a culture, on everyone else.  Just because you choose to be stupid, and fat, and like stupid thins like Nascar and other meaningless, boring shit like that.  And because your too cowardly to fight with your bare hands and need your shotguns and rifles to feel good about yourselfs.  And because you don’t take good physical care of yourselves and have no ambition to succeed in life, thats fine.  And it’s fine that you are the worst example of a white person in the whole world and that’s saying alot, it’s still fine.  Your free to be as fat and as silly as you want in America.  But when you try to make this country look as stupid, and racist, and ugly as you, then thats not fine.  And that’s where I draw the line with you hillbillies.

So here is my declaration to you hillbillies.  Go back to your little shack houses, and your trailer parks and your fucking campsites.  And go live it up and drink Busch beer and listen to all the horrible music and watch all the mind numbing t.v. you can handle.  But when you try to tell my country that it is wrong for trying to help out the poor who desperatley need insurance, or that Im not a Christian because Im not some backward, silly Evangelical who doesn’t even know anything about the bible or real Christianity, then Hillbilly you have crossed the line, and you better walk your silly ass back to Mayberry because this is not 1852 anymore and that shit is just not alright.

You lost the civil war, you tried to own black people as your slaves and you saw nothing wrong with it, your a completely backwards group of people and you have no business in politics, let alone religion or anything else that is important in society.  Who do you think gave you the right as some of the stupidest people in society to think that you have some right to run everything.  Go back to your trailer parks and renounce yourselves as true Americans, because your only a disgrace to this country and a curse to America.  I propose another Civil War where all you hillbillies take your shotguns and go meet all us decent, real Christian, rationale people in America on the battlefied so we can destroy your wicked and silly bloodline for ever

 All decent Americans stand up and fight this hillbilly remnant with me so we can wipe these fat, silly bastards off the face of the Earth for good, and get back to a normal way of life before all these hillbilly Republicans infected my news channels.  This is our rallying cry……

 

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Aug 12 2009

I Know Whats Wrong With you People

Published by davidrude under Behavior, Politics, Rude Edit This

The problem with you people is that your just stupid.  You may be stupid in the traditional sense of being stupid, but your stupid in a much worse sort of way.  See you people, and obviously not all of you people, I don’t want to get any replies like hey Im not like that and this and that, if that’s you then go do something else if you got all the answers, I’m not saying that everyone is like this, just probably 90 % of you…..

The problem is that you have no idea what’s important in life, you have no idea what’s meaningful in life, your like fucking metrosexual zombies.  You only do what the E network tells you to do, or follow your lifestyle after the faggots on MTV because you saw it on TV and now you have to worship it.  It’s just a fucking tv douchbag, just because it’s in high definition doesn’t mean you have to worship it and follow your life around everything thats on there.  But that’s only the beginning.

It goes way bigger than just being a celebrity obsessed, butt hole loving, E network Coward.  You people have no spirits, you have no souls, you look ridicilous.  You got no muscles.  You got fat or akward bodies.  You know nothing of honor.  You know nothing of Religion.  All you care about is gossip, or celebrities, or gossip about celebrities.  If I had to watch that shit for 5 minutes I would seriously puke. 

I got no problem with going to a movie, I got no problem if Tom Cruise is in a good movie, id like to see it, but thats about as far as Id go with it.  I wouldn’t go write blogs about Tom Cruise in his underpants because Im some faggot who knows nothing about whats important in life.  I think most of you are just faggots, even if your straight or not.  Your confused.  You try to infect everything that is decent and wholesome, and you give it your disease of your shallow souls.

Look I ain’t no fucking ultra right wing Christian fucking hillbilly.  Hillbillies and Republicans make me puke.  Im real the real fucking deal.  If Jesus Christ was alive right now he’d be telling you the same fucking thing but he’d be spitting fire out of his mouth right up your faggot asses because it would be way too late for you. 

Look if you don’t believe me and you think there’s nothing wrong with you, and you think that loving that shit the way you do is perfectly fine than I have a challenge for you.  I can prove to you that your living in the wrong world right now, your living in the Matrix so to speak and I can prove it.  I can give you that pill like in the Matrix and you’ll be like oh shit I was a stupid faggot.  And then you’ll wake up and be like wow I really was some kind of 21st century faggot. 

Look this is what you do.  Start smoking marijuana.  Go find some off some creepy guy or some wigger kids and tell them you want an 8th.  Go buy a pipe or have someone roll you some joints and start smokin that shit.  Put that shit in that pipe, take out the seeds and the stems and start puffin on that shit like crazy.  Do this for a week or so, get some of your friends to help you polish that shit off and make sure you finish the bag. 

Now wait a few days and let your thoughts come back to normal and take a second to look back at those deep powerful thoughts you were having when you were high, and all fucked up.  Now wait a week and return to normal.  Now go back to your weedman and get another 8th from him.  This time smoke it by yourself and take the Bible out and start reading the book of Proverbs.  This book is only like 20 pages long you can finish it in a week if you really put a little effort into it.  But make sure you read it when your high.

Do this and I gurantee you’ll take a step back and think wow I really was some kind of faggot, and allow yourself to open up to a larger world where there are serious things going on and I gurantee after some time goes by you won’t even be interested in that blanket nonsense, you’ll be focused on much more important things.

Or maybe you’ll just stay like a faggot……I really don’t care what you do……

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Aug 12 2009

What is Wrong With you People….

Now I was going to write a thrashing piece about the Hillbillies and the Republicans, and don’t worry I will get to that.  But just signing on here and looking at yesterdays Top Blogs, it only gave me one question in mind……….What the Fuck………..What the Fuck is wrong with you people…..These are the things your most concerned about.  Now I can understand maybe people use the internet because they want to look some things up about celebrities or gossip, or some stupid bull shit like that.  But it is much worse than that.  That shit would be like that everyday, and if it didn’t have these stupid blogs on them, there would be 10 other stupid blogs about fashion, or celebrity gossip, or Hugh Jackman.  I like Hugh Jackman.  But I don’t fucking go around thinking about Hugh Jackman and what he’s doing and shit like I give a shit about what Hugh Jackman’s doing.  What is wrong with America.

 This whole county is obsessed with the stupidest shit, and you all wonder why the rest of the world hates us, why God has cursed us, why 3/4 of you are so fat and stupid that it’s really sad.  But it’s not about being fat and stupid, because were gonna talk about the hillbillies another time, we’ll get to them.  But some of you are almost worse.  If this is the shit that your constantly thinking about, and all you do is watch E network, or some garbage on MTV thats so gay and meaningless, they don’t even play any decent videos anymore, or you watch some other shit like than your fat and ugly on the inside too.  You might look alright but if your constantly reading the trash news blog, or celebrity gossip every day, or  your fucking subscribing to the hot celebs blog, your a fucking moron.  Hey it’s great to be in shape, im in better shape than 95% of you but that doesn’t mean that I base my whole life around celebrities bodies and gay shit like that. 

Now alot of women are to blame in this shit, you just can’t deny that.  If I had a fucking daughter and she was watching shit like that I would throw the fucking t.v. out the fucking window.  When did most of you women get so stupid, and so scandalous that you took the very gift of god and soiled it with your idolotrous ways.   Your supposed to be the staples of society.  So what does that say about our society, when all the women are consumed in the most meaningless scandalous bullshit, and they wonder why America and the world is falling apart.

Why don’t you go smoke a joint and think about whats really important in life for 5 minutes and quit fucking worshipping these hollywood douchbags.  You’ll worship anyone if the media tells you too, it makes me fucking sick.  You live in one of the greatest countries on earth with every ounce of knowledge an opportunity at your fingertips, in a nation that was supposed to be the realization of what real Christian principles in action could produce, but yet you squandered it with Faggot False Idol worship, and nonsense blogs pertaining to the bullshit crap that is the only thing you think about.  You can all kiss my ass I hate the Republicans, I hate the God damn hillbillies and all you fags make me puke…….Haha….

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Feb 01 2009

David Rude and Goliath….

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The Philistine came on and drew near to David Rude…… with his shield bearer in front of him.  When the Philistine looked and saw David Rude, he disdained him, for he was only a RudeDude….Ruddy and handsome in appearance…..A BruiseDude……a Smokesthief…….Then the Philistine said to David Ruthless…..”Am I a dog , that you come to me with a Rude attitude and  Beefy Arms…  I am a Philistine……a BruiseThief……And the Philistine cursed David Rude by his false gods and his small Moonsbeef…..Come thou David Rude so that i may Bruiseth thee, for your Rude attitude must be hindered by my Republican value system…..said the faggot………But David BruiseDude said that you shall not Bruiseth me.…You shall not Bruise or Confuseth me……I shall neither be hindered nor injured by your narrow minded value system and your small Moonsbeef.…..You sir are a faggot……A Butt Burglar from the West Coast……..This very day “The Rude” shall deliver you into my beefy hand, and I will strike you down for youeth sir are a faggot, a butt-burglar, a butt worm………..Then the Philistine  turned into a butt worm……….So David BruiseDude prevailed against the Butt-Hero, striking down the Butt Hero and turning the Butt Hero into a Butt worm…………He was worried of his butt wormery but then it got found out………Then the people knew that it was by the Spirit of the Rude that we smoketh some Garbage…….And it was very Rude……And then the Conservative Republicans went away because they kneweth that they were the Butt worms….

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Jan 20 2009

Conservative Butt Worms….

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How could all you Conservative Buttfworms out there really be this bent out of shape right now because Barack Obama is now the President.  Your so bent out of shape about it.  I can see you right now hissing and thinking about the blogs your gonna right about the budget and how’s he not doing enough about the budget.  I just read a post like two minutes ago from some Conservative Butt-Burglar who’s talking about some nonsense about Republicans and how his speech was bad or something.  Give me a break.  The guy didn’t even leave his comments open because he knows he’s a butt-burlgar and didn’t want everyone tell tell him how much of a butt-phenomenon that this guy is.  I mean it’s one thing to be wrong but it’s a completey other thing to be wrong after it’s already been established that your wrong.  And then keep going on about how your wrong and writing blurbs about it.  A real man would say that” look I was a complete fucking idiot for 8 years  I was a butt-worm I got caught up in the hype of killing Arabs and eating Freedom Fries that I really didn’t have two or three original thoughts during that time period and I really don’t know anything anyways.  And I am a racist, and I’m a fatass, and I am a butt-worm, and I am fat and I don’t value health or appearacne I am a butt phenomenon and I  really don’t know anything anyways except maybe being fat and stupid and I especially don’t know about politics or religion because I’m a hillbilly and a full time Butt-Postman”…..I think something like that would be alright and just say that “ look I was wrong I was a Butt-Postman I delivered the butt to the free world and it stunk and I enjoyed it and I didn’t get paid for it because I enjoyed it so much and now it’s over and I’ll accept that and I’ll just retire and go now into conservative obscurity.”  And just admit that you were a Butt Gastroentologist and go about your daily lives and don’t worry about writing blogs anymore don’t worry about getting more of your conservative Butt-nonsense out there it’s already been out there we get it it’s ok you don’t have to try so hard  lets just try to get some new ideas out there and see what this guy can do and maybe go buy yourself a bowflex and start working out a little bit you don’t need to be so Conservative about everything…….If you need some more advice call me…….

 To you Conservative Butt-Bags out there…..You have stolen the butt and made it Republican…..

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Jan 10 2009

Not a Requirement….

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This may not be a requirement to know…..but that my Biceps can lead to perspirement……..desirement…….but mostly…….early Retirement………

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Jan 02 2009

Martyrdom

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I don’t think Muslims have any idea of what Martyrdom is so let me lay it out for ya.  From the Greek word meaning ‘witness’, the term was originally used within Christianity for the Apostles — that is, those who had witnessed Christ’s life and resurrection, Christians came to be persecuted in the pre-Constantinian period, it was used first for those who underwent hardship for the faith, and then only for those who died for the faith.  Now this is the example of what real martyrdom is.  It is people who, without struggle, die for thier faith simply because that is what they believe.  In the very early stages of Christianity, Christians were persecuted and murdered just because they were Christians.  And these heroes didn’t resist, they didn’t complain, they died horrible deaths so that their religion would be glorified.  And seeing Muslims today use Martyrdom as an excuse for abhorrent atrocities really makes me sick to myself.

Now Im not saying Muslims can’t be Martyrs,  there are plenty of  muslims who died rightously for thier faith and this can’t be denied.   But I believe most of the Muslim world  just doesn’t have a clear understanding of what it means.  First of all, you can’t kill yourself and be a Martyr.  That just doesn’t work.  You can’t murder someone and claim that your a Martyr.  No.  You have to be murdered.  And you have to be killed because of your religion.  You have to be killed for the exact reason that your a certain religion and the other party wants to kill you for it.  Now this is just not going on in the Muslim world, at least not by the West.  Secondly, not any muslim that dies is a Martyr.  You have to be persecuted because of your faith.  But what is going on in Iraq and Afganistan and Gaza is not persecution of religion.  It is purely nationalism.  Now that is like saying that the people who died in September 11th are martrys to the Christian faith.  But that is not true and I have never heard that explanation.  But if any Muslim dies unjustly, and their is plenty of that going around, that doesn’t mean they died for thier faith.  They died because of thier government or the government of the powers that be. 

Suicide is not an act of rightousness, no matter what the cause and the clear misunderstanding of Muslims on this position just shows how out of touch with God many of them have become.  The willingness to murder oneself and to murder others in the name of religion is not inspired by God.  Real religion does not kill or murder but it promotes love and understanding.  Now this is true thier is no other truth than this.  Just because you say you are religious does not make it so.  All men are judged by thier fruits and thier actions not what they claim thier faith to be.  This cultures obsession with Martrydom is one of the most dangerous problems our world is facing today.  The willingness to die or to kill oneself to promote thier Nationalistic agenda is one of the biggest problems we are facing today and will burn the whole world if it is not stopped.  Thier are real Martyrs on both sides of this picture, and to misuse this term for your own purposes is an afront to religion everywhere.  Jesus Christ was a man who let himself be murdered, and forgave the people that murdered him while they were murdering him.  This is an example of pure Martyrdom.  One man dying for the betterment of all.  But this constant and wrong obsession the Muslims have with Martyrdom is just not accurate and maybe they need to go to Sunday school to get a better grasp on this issue.  Long live the Jews…….

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Dec 30 2008

Ready for War…..

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I think its inevitable right now where the world is leading to.  I think it’s been inevitable for a long time.  The world is heading to war and theres nothing that you, me, your blogs, and your bullshit opinions can do about it.  You can sit here and blog all day about Israel this and George Bush that but it doesn’t change anything.  You might not agree with the America policies over the last 8 years.  I sure as hell don’t.  And you may not agree with Israel’s policies over the last 8 years.  I really don’t have a problem with em.  But the truth is is that the war is forthcoming and it’s time to either do something about it or get ready for it.  Either way you can’t deny it anymore.   Now I read alot of excellent blogs with alot of valid viewpoints but the stage is set.  Theres nothing that any of your blurbs can do about it.  Now I suggest that the real talented ones among you, if you have a valid disagreement than go out there and change the world.  I don’t know how to do it.  If you think you can change what is to come, please by all means, help us out, but don’t think its not coming.  Im not trying to make a point in this article, im not trying to persuade anybody anything.  Im just telling you that World War 3 has already started…….. And if America, who is allied with Israel, Great Britian, Austraila and Japan, thinks it can take on the rest of the World just because we think we can…….were in for a Rude Awakening……..I challenge the real heros out there to stand up right now and start preparing for what is to come instead of writing blogs about it and denying it.  Or being oblivious to it.  Go grab your honor and get your tribes ready and start getting prepared for the Rudeness to come.  Now you can disagree with me all you want but it doesn’t change anything.  You don’t like Israel well you better get used to em because there the whole reason behind why were fighting this whole mess…….So go do your situps, and go read the Bible, and quit watching your bullshit t.v. shows and start getting serious and start getting Rude.  You think that the heroes of the World War 2 were sitting around playing bullshit video games and watching Lost and Heros and whatever fake bullshit nonsense all you guys watch all day.  No they were fighting and drinking hard liquer and just being Rude all day until the world needed some dynamic heroes.  And they were more than ready to answer that call.  I challenge you to do the same thing and if you don’t believe me or you don’t like it than you can kiss my ass.   Our enemies are getting ready as we speak and if you don’t believe me then tell me who predicted September 11th and who was prepared for Pearl Harbor.  Just know that when there are Wars and Rumors of Wars is when the real RudeDudes shall emerge to get Universally Rudementary with all these fagbags.  And Skwguitar go fuck yourself you no nothing douch-bag your blogs are boring and your boring and you got small arms and if I ever find you I will show you the kind of 6 foot 4…225 pound Rude-Dude Revolutionary man I am………Im gonna find you………

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Dec 27 2008

Long Live the Jews….

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Im so tired of reading these blogs about the Jew haters out there who don’t know shit about shit but still think its fashionable to blame the Jew.  Im sure in the next few weeks all im going to here about Israel this and Israel that, let me set the record straight.  I don’t think any of you fagbags really know whats going on out there, and if you did you would be horrified.  Here you have a people, that if it were not for them you wouldn’t have Christianity or Islam, or countless other things, who are just trying to live out there normal lives but its fagbags like you who are trying to stop them.  Could you imagine living somewhere were your in constant threat of being attacked.  I used to live in Israel playing basketball for this semi-pro team and let me tell you those people are the real patriots out there, America doesn’t know shit about patriotism.  Americans waive a flag around and tell everybody there the greatest people on earth but they have no idea about terrorism and fighting for their survival.  These people in Israel go through so much bullshit because of these ignorant, hateful muslims, but are so strong and so brave that they put up with that shit just so they can have thier own country and own traditions.  Noboddy has been more persecuted in the history of the world than the Jew, yet people say they don’t even have the right to exist.  That there terrorists for defending their own country and thier people.  Come say that shit to my face you little bitches and see how long you get away with it.  Ya you can sit at your computer and talk as much shit as you want but come call an Israeli a terrorist to my face and see what happens to you.  You’ll get the rightous hand of the Lord across your litte bitch ass. 

Could you imagine if Canada was launching missiles into American cities.  How do you think we would respond.  Look at how we responed to September 11th.  We invaded two countries that had nothing to do with it, and started a global conflict that will end in millions of lives lost, and were calling the Jews terrorists.  You don’t think if Canada was launching rockets into Detroit that we wouldn’t at least go bomb thier military positions.  You got to be kidding me.  We would nuke there ass so fast it wouldn’t even be funny.  But when Israel responds to the same exact thing you have the right to call them terrorists.  You don’t know what it’s like to live in a place like that because your a fat coward that only knows about being fat and being a coward, and is only tough when thier on their computer…..Go read the bible and visit Israel then tell me the same thing you no-nothing coward/fagbag/scumbag.  Go read your bibles out there and find out who the Jew really is and then go read the New Testament and learn about the King of the Jews.  And then maybe we can have this discussion.  All you Christians out there need to go read your bibles instead of telling everyone else whats in it, and that your the only ones going to heaven.  And then you might realize that you really are Jews because it’s the same religion and then go repent for your ignorance and your fatness of heart.  Go read the bible and tell me im wrong.  Im talking the whole thing.  Cover to cover.  Thats what I did.  Can you handle it.  No I know you can’t.  You can watch 5 hours of the most bullshit, ridicilous t.v. shows everyday but you can’t pick up a book for 10 minutes.  Especially the book you base your whole lives around.  Why not because theres not enough sex and bullshit in there for you.  Your so rightous because you unwillingly go to church everyweek but your not rightous enough to pick up a book for 10 minutes a day.   No I think you’d rather just write your blogs about bullshit you don’t know because thats alot easier than actually taking the time to know something.  It takes work and commitment to know something, not just sitting on your computer and acting like your Albert Fucking Einstien.  Ya the rest of these fags on here will let you get away with it but don’t expect me to.  Long live the real Christians out there and long live the Jews, were behind you Israel, the Muslims are cowards and will be dealt with…….

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Dec 18 2008

Truth be Told….

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Im so tired and hearing everything about the Bailout this and the Bailout that and all the other headlines you people grab off the news.  I can get the same story from watching the news tell me something that I can’t already just read on Yahoo.  Personally I think this whole economic issue is really just a big scare tactic to get higher rating for the news and sell more newspapers.  Theres nothing different with our economy than was different 10 years ago.  People are still corrupt, businesses are still being too greedy, the fundamentals of the economy are the same the only difference is that the news is covering it more.  Since the news starting making the economy the big story they have had such a dramatic effect on the stock market pretty much controlling it with the news they present.  So the more and more they talk about how bad our economy is the more commercials you see about it the more people buy into that shit.  It’s all bullshit and you know it.  You were broke yesterday, your broke today, you’ll be broke in the future, just accept it.  Did ths horrible economic calamity affect Donald Trump.  No he’s alright….What about Bill Gates…..Ya his nerd ass is fine.  Because they got all your money.  And you work for peanuts at peanut jobs these people own 95 % of  your money.  Of everybody’s money.  Go look it up.  Maybe instead of crying about what the news is trying to sell you and clamoring over your 9.50 dollar an hour job why don’t you start having a Rude attitude about things.  Why don’t you look yourself in the eye and quit feeling sorry for yourself and go out and make a few million dollars and quit using these weak ass headlines for your blogs and go make your own headlines.  And go and do it.  And don’t let them stop you and don’t let them tell you you can’t do it and have a little God-Damned faith in yourselves and live up to your abilities.  Figure something out this is America, the land of the Rude….. Im getting Ruder everyday but if you think Im letting anyone stand in my way then your in for a Rude Awakening……..The Rude shall inherit the Earth but it wont happen until people stop putting all thier faith into all this nonsense out there and start getting Rude about things and start getting real about things………..Get Rude……………

 

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Dec 15 2008

David Rude and Goliath

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The Philistine came on and drew near to David Rude, with his shield bearer in front of him.  When the Philistine looked and saw David Rude, he disdained him, for he was only a RudeDude….Ruddy and handsome in appearance…..A BruiseDude a Smokesthief…….Then the Philistine said to David Ruthless…..”Am I a dog , that you come to me with a Rude attitude and  Beefy Arms…  I am a Philistine……a BruiseThief……And the Philistine cursed David Rude by his false gods and his small MoonsBeef…..Come to me so that i may Bruiseth thee, said the faggot………But David BruiseDude said that you shall not Bruiseth me……You shall not Bruise or Confuseth me……..You sir are a faggot……A Butt Burglar from the West Coast……..This very day “The Rude” shall deliver you into my beefy hand, and I will strike you down for youeth sir are a faggot, a butt-burglar, a butt worm………..Then the Philistine  turned into a butt worm……….So David BruiseDude prevailed against the faggot, striking down the Butt worm  and laughing at the Butt worm……Then the people knew that it was by the Spirit of the Rude that we smoketh all Garbage…….And it was Rude……

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Dec 10 2008

Muslims

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The Muslims stink like Nuclear Weapons……

Im just kidding Muslims please don’t destroy me with your Nuclear weapons and your Nuclear Stink Proliferation………

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Dec 10 2008

World War 3 Scenario

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“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Albert Einstein

 http://icevikings.blogspot.com/2005/07/how-to-win-world-war-iii.html

Albert Einstein is a nerd…….

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