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Aug 28 2009

Jesus Christ Biggest Liberal in History???

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Now I have to hurry up and get back to work but I just can’t bear to see any more posts about Republicans and how thier so Christian, and how thier the only Christians in America, and thier the only ones going to heaven and all this and that.   Im gonna have to spell it out for you.  As a religious scholar myself, with multiple degrees in World Religions, as well as a Masters Degree I have studied extensively on this topic, and by all the arguments all of you are making, you obviously have not.  Now I’m not trying to make any persuasive argument here I just want to lay out some facts to make people think, if you Republican bible blasting, Gun loving Hillbillies can still think for yourselves.  And by the way, if your going to not think for yourselves, you think you could listen to somebuddy better than all these douchbags on Fox news who are so ridicilous, but that’s not the point.

 I just think it’s so funny that the Conservatives in America, are the people claiming to be the only real Christians in America.  Now if you want to be Conservative that’s fine, that’s your deal, you want to be a Conservative nerdbag, and never take any chances in life, and worry about the budget all day that’s fine.  That’s your perogative.  But Conservatism and Christianity, to anyone that has read the bible, have about as much to do with each other as Death Panels do with Health Care Reform.

If you have read the new testament you will see that Jesus Christ was the most radical man of his age.  There was nothing Conservative about this man, he detested Conservatives, and thier old, backwards ways of doing things, that they so vigorously held on to.  When something is broke you have to fix it, and it takes a strong man of ideals, and courage to break that barrier and do something about it.  Now if you read the bible you will see that Jesus’s movement of forgiveness, and peace, and that anyone could know God, was deeply offensive to the Ultra Conservative Sanheedrin, which was the ruling party of Jews at that time.  Not only was this change this man named Jesus was talking about offensive to them, but threatened to take away thier power, so they killed him, as simple as that.  If a man’s ideas of change threaten you, or scare you, like Jesus’s did, what do Conservatives do about.  They lie, cheat, and threaten every form of violence they can until they just resort to murder.

Now I am no liberal, as I am a no Conservative douchbag, hillbilly.  I am a free thinking man that cannot be boxed into any political sphere of thought that the news media and the hillbillies have created to group everyone together, as if we were in middle school.  Sorry but I find the important topics of our day a little bit more important than this childish, my side, your side mentality.  It is the mentality of fools and faggots. 

But the point Im trying to make is that if Jesus Christ, according to your political realm of thinking, was the most radical, liberal man in history.  There was nothing Conservative about his views on life, they were all radical, revolutionary beliefs, that were so threatening to the Conservatives of that time that they had him murdered.  Now you can’t deny this because this is not opinion it is biblical fact, and if your a Christian conservative or what have you, go read your bible there’s no opinion in this statement.

Now this is my main point.  That Conservative hillbilly Republicans have hijacked Christianity and have acted like they are the only real Christians in America and that God is on thier side and only thier side.  And that everything they do is mandated by God and they have his full blessing in all thier political endeavors.  AKA Sarah Palin.  Now not only is this wrong, but this is blasphemy, to think that God is some kind of Republican and can be used for political advantage. 

Now Im not saying that Republicans can’t be rightous Christians, I would never assume to have the power, or the stupidity to judge anyone on that basis.  Even though Conservatives have made a living off this for years.  My point is that the Republican Conservative view of government is completely opposite the values and teachings of Jesus Christ that it is astounding to me that anyone has let you Conservatives get away with this for so long.  Take the health care debate for example.  I don’t want my taxes raises, I don’t want illegal immigrants getting free healthcare.  Me, me, me, me.  Now these are as opposite to Christiantiy as you can get, because it’s greedy, self-serving, and completely opposite of the public welfare.  How could Conservatives be so Christian and rightous but yet love guns and war so much, as well as being terribly racist.  And you know you are don’t try to argue that with me I’ve seen it, and everyone knows it.

The truth is that you may be like to tell people that your Christian and you may feel good about yourself when you go to church every week and sit proudly in the first row, with your smug face and your sunday best on.  But the truth is that anyone that knows the spirit of Jesus, and follows this spirit knows that you are all false Christians, and you know nothing of Christianity and it’s beliefs and have completely missed the point.  You have used it for your own gain because you don’t understand it and have tried to use it as an excuse for you to be fat and stupid.  But people that know better know that you are false, but don’t take my word for it, quit watching all that Nascar, mindless bullshit for 5 minutes and pick up the book that you all claim to know so well, and actually try reading it for a change……..If you even can read…….Hahahaha……..Republican hillbillies stink…….. 

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