It’s obvious to me, and any other open minded, reasonable person in America, that this Political Right Conservative Movement, is completely insane.  Now I’m not talking about the complete Conservative, Republican Agenda, which does have valid arguments here and there, althought their very few and far between, I’m talking about this right-wing Hillbilly movement you see all over the news.  These so called Town Hall meetings, in some small redneck town, or these so called “Hillbilly Tea Parties” where a bunch of white supremicists get together and talk about the most random bullshit.  Let me please explain to you why.

 Now I was just watching CBS morning news and they had some tea party event going on with all these people holding thier protest signs and everything.  And these signs they were holding were all basically similar, but not alot of them, that I saw, really had anything to do withtaxes.  It was all about health care, which these hillbillies obviously don’t know any facts about health care, and that’s been reputed over and over on the news.  The other ones they had we’re about big government, and still this socialism concept, and stupid shit like that.  Now let me explain to you why these Conservative hillbilly movements have no justifiable argument, and it’s just obvious redneck, hillbilly racism, and white supremacy.

Ok first of all, these rednecks are throwing “Tea Party Protests” because of higher taxes.  Now this is obviously false because these were the same people at the John McCain rallies, that we’re going on and on about higher taxes then, and higher spending.  First of all, Barack Obama has made it clear that he was raising people tax incomes, only if you made over 250,000 a year.  Now while the conservative leaders out there like Rush Limbaugh and the rest of these faggots, were up in arms about it because they could be affected, there is no god-damn way any of these hillbillies are making over 250,000 a year, nor will they ever come close to making over 250,000 in thier pathetic lifetimes.  They are the hillbillies that Barack Obama is trying to help, but their too God-damn stupid, or just too stubborn to realize it. 

 Now they’ll give way too this point every now and then, they’ll say well he hasn’t raised taxes yet, but look at the out of control spending, Im conservative and I don’t like spending, and I like saving every penny I can, because Im a Conservative nerd, and that’s why I’m Conservative, because I’m cheap and don’t have any Biceps and I don’t have any heart.  Hey that’s fine, to each his own, to each Conservative faggot his own Conservative faggot ideology.  But I never saw any of these clowns complaining about spending when George Bush was spending a Trillion dollars in Iraq.  I never heard one peep.  Well it was from the Democrats, but not by any of these “So called Conservatives” who are so up in arms about any kind of spending.  It’s so obvious that they’re just using every issue they can to throw it back on Barack Obama, but it doesn’t work if your not consistent.  It’s all about consistency people.

The last issue I want to address is this Big Government issue.  When I was watching these silly tea parties, I saw tons of signs about Big Government, and Keep the Big Government out of my hillbilly life.  I think it’s so funny how Barack Obama is now considered Big Government.  Now this has been a Republican staple since the 1980’s, and maybe then it meant something different, I don’t know, but it has no bearing in this argument today, and I’ll tell you why.  Now saying your against big government is an easy thing to say, noboddy likes government intrusion in thier lives, but like I said before, it’s all about consistency.  Where were these assclowns 5 years ago when George Bush was tapping every phone, and monitoring every civilian in the name of public safety and home land security.  Where were these weiner-beaters, 5 years ago when George Bush expanded the federal government more than any other President in years.  The last thing they were thinking of was Big Government, and Government intrusion, all they were thinking about was Nascar and Freedom Fries, and stupid shit like that.  But all of a sudden the Government intrusion is too unbearable.  That is a complete erroneous argument.

The point is that these tea parties and health care rallies, have noting to do with taxes, or health care.  They have to do with a group of white, hillbilly, Americans, that are so threatened by Barack Obama and all his “new ideas”, and his dark complexion, that they are throwing everything in the woodwork out to unite against this man, because they are too cowardly just to come out and say, I hate black people.  This is what this is all about, and everyone knows it, you know it, Barack Obama knows it, these hillbillies definitely know it, and if you try to tell me otherwise, your either lying, or not in touch with reality. 

Now as a white man who goes through great lengths to not only keep up his exterior, but to keep my mind open to different ideas, as well as seeing things from different points of view, as well as looking to make relationships outside of my race, these hillbillies just make me want to puke all over myself.  The problem is that people who are black, or part of other races, see these white hillbillies at these rallies, where it’s only white people, thier’s no black people, or spanish people in sight, and they talk about these silly issues, but that’s not what it’s about.  If it was, their would be people from different races there, because it would be about truth, and not racism.  These people make me sick.  They make every decent, intelligent white person, look terrible, they are the poorest excuse for a white man on the planet, and everyone else knows it but them.  They started a huge civil war 150 years ago because they wanted to own black people as property, and they didn’t see anything wrong with it.  There just trying to do the same thing again, but the difference is, at least then those hillbillies had the guts to say what it was really about, instead of trying to say it’s about everything else but that.  Not only do they like the stupidest shit, but they expect everyone else to like it too, and they all look like white trash.  They all look fat, and stupid, it’s because thier souls that are ugly and stupid, and full of hatred and stupidity, and it shows through thier entire being.  There just silly people, and they need to shut up for awhile and give Barack Obama a chance to do what he can do to make this a better country.  4 years go by and he didn’t do a good job, they’ll find someone else, but at least everyone gave George Bush a fair chance, until he fucked everything up, Barack Hussein Obama deserves the same chance.  All you hillbillies make me want to vomit…..

Now I have to hurry up and get back to work but I just can’t bear to see any more posts about Republicans and how thier so Christian, and how thier the only Christians in America, and thier the only ones going to heaven and all this and that.   Im gonna have to spell it out for you.  As a religious scholar myself, with multiple degrees in World Religions, as well as a Masters Degree I have studied extensively on this topic, and by all the arguments all of you are making, you obviously have not.  Now I’m not trying to make any persuasive argument here I just want to lay out some facts to make people think, if you Republican bible blasting, Gun loving Hillbillies can still think for yourselves.  And by the way, if your going to not think for yourselves, you think you could listen to somebuddy better than all these douchbags on Fox news who are so ridicilous, but that’s not the point.

 I just think it’s so funny that the Conservatives in America, are the people claiming to be the only real Christians in America.  Now if you want to be Conservative that’s fine, that’s your deal, you want to be a Conservative nerdbag, and never take any chances in life, and worry about the budget all day that’s fine.  That’s your perogative.  But Conservatism and Christianity, to anyone that has read the bible, have about as much to do with each other as Death Panels do with Health Care Reform.

If you have read the new testament you will see that Jesus Christ was the most radical man of his age.  There was nothing Conservative about this man, he detested Conservatives, and thier old, backwards ways of doing things, that they so vigorously held on to.  When something is broke you have to fix it, and it takes a strong man of ideals, and courage to break that barrier and do something about it.  Now if you read the bible you will see that Jesus’s movement of forgiveness, and peace, and that anyone could know God, was deeply offensive to the Ultra Conservative Sanheedrin, which was the ruling party of Jews at that time.  Not only was this change this man named Jesus was talking about offensive to them, but threatened to take away thier power, so they killed him, as simple as that.  If a man’s ideas of change threaten you, or scare you, like Jesus’s did, what do Conservatives do about.  They lie, cheat, and threaten every form of violence they can until they just resort to murder.

Now I am no liberal, as I am a no Conservative douchbag, hillbilly.  I am a free thinking man that cannot be boxed into any political sphere of thought that the news media and the hillbillies have created to group everyone together, as if we were in middle school.  Sorry but I find the important topics of our day a little bit more important than this childish, my side, your side mentality.  It is the mentality of fools and faggots. 

But the point Im trying to make is that if Jesus Christ, according to your political realm of thinking, was the most radical, liberal man in history.  There was nothing Conservative about his views on life, they were all radical, revolutionary beliefs, that were so threatening to the Conservatives of that time that they had him murdered.  Now you can’t deny this because this is not opinion it is biblical fact, and if your a Christian conservative or what have you, go read your bible there’s no opinion in this statement.

Now this is my main point.  That Conservative hillbilly Republicans have hijacked Christianity and have acted like they are the only real Christians in America and that God is on thier side and only thier side.  And that everything they do is mandated by God and they have his full blessing in all thier political endeavors.  AKA Sarah Palin.  Now not only is this wrong, but this is blasphemy, to think that God is some kind of Republican and can be used for political advantage. 

Now Im not saying that Republicans can’t be rightous Christians, I would never assume to have the power, or the stupidity to judge anyone on that basis.  Even though Conservatives have made a living off this for years.  My point is that the Republican Conservative view of government is completely opposite the values and teachings of Jesus Christ that it is astounding to me that anyone has let you Conservatives get away with this for so long.  Take the health care debate for example.  I don’t want my taxes raises, I don’t want illegal immigrants getting free healthcare.  Me, me, me, me.  Now these are as opposite to Christiantiy as you can get, because it’s greedy, self-serving, and completely opposite of the public welfare.  How could Conservatives be so Christian and rightous but yet love guns and war so much, as well as being terribly racist.  And you know you are don’t try to argue that with me I’ve seen it, and everyone knows it.

The truth is that you may be like to tell people that your Christian and you may feel good about yourself when you go to church every week and sit proudly in the first row, with your smug face and your sunday best on.  But the truth is that anyone that knows the spirit of Jesus, and follows this spirit knows that you are all false Christians, and you know nothing of Christianity and it’s beliefs and have completely missed the point.  You have used it for your own gain because you don’t understand it and have tried to use it as an excuse for you to be fat and stupid.  But people that know better know that you are false, but don’t take my word for it, quit watching all that Nascar, mindless bullshit for 5 minutes and pick up the book that you all claim to know so well, and actually try reading it for a change……..If you even can read…….Hahahaha……..Republican hillbillies stink…….. 

The truth is that it’s over for you.  George Bush ruined it for you and you know it.  George Bush showed exactly what a bunch of right wing, stupid hillbillies would do if they ever got into power, and the American people saw this and completely rejected you.  All of your silly town hall rallies, and your silly tea parties, Nascar, the guy from Monday Night Football, bearded, fat bellied festivals all don’t amount to shit in the real rational world.  You only make yourself look more stupid, and more fat, and more fat and stupid.

Look hillbillies Im gonna be honest with you.  I really don’t have a problem with hillbillies for the most part, I have friends that are stupid hillbillies and Ive been around hillbillies that I found somewhat amusing.  But my problem is when you stupid hillbillies try to make everyone else around you stupid hillbillies, and imposeyour backwards culture, if you can even call it a culture, on everyone else.  Just because you choose to be stupid, and fat, and like stupid thins like Nascar and other meaningless, boring shit like that.  And because your too cowardly to fight with your bare hands and need your shotguns and rifles to feel good about yourselfs.  And because you don’t take good physical care of yourselves and have no ambition to succeed in life, thats fine.  And it’s fine that you are the worst example of a white person in the whole world and that’s saying alot, it’s still fine.  Your free to be as fat and as silly as you want in America.  But when you try to make this country look as stupid, and racist, and ugly as you, then thats not fine.  And that’s where I draw the line with you hillbillies.

So here is my declaration to you hillbillies.  Go back to your little shack houses, and your trailer parks and your fucking campsites.  And go live it up and drink Busch beer and listen to all the horrible music and watch all the mind numbing t.v. you can handle.  But when you try to tell my country that it is wrong for trying to help out the poor who desperatley need insurance, or that Im not a Christian because Im not some backward, silly Evangelical who doesn’t even know anything about the bible or real Christianity, then Hillbilly you have crossed the line, and you better walk your silly ass back to Mayberry because this is not 1852 anymore and that shit is just not alright.

You lost the civil war, you tried to own black people as your slaves and you saw nothing wrong with it, your a completely backwards group of people and you have no business in politics, let alone religion or anything else that is important in society.  Who do you think gave you the right as some of the stupidest people in society to think that you have some right to run everything.  Go back to your trailer parks and renounce yourselves as true Americans, because your only a disgrace to this country and a curse to America.  I propose another Civil War where all you hillbillies take your shotguns and go meet all us decent, real Christian, rationale people in America on the battlefied so we can destroy your wicked and silly bloodline for ever

 All decent Americans stand up and fight this hillbilly remnant with me so we can wipe these fat, silly bastards off the face of the Earth for good, and get back to a normal way of life before all these hillbilly Republicans infected my news channels.  This is our rallying cry……

  ]]> http://davidrude.today.com/2009/08/13/declaration-againts-hillbillies/feed/ http://davidrude.today.com/2009/08/12/i-know-whats-wrong-with-you-people/ http://davidrude.today.com/2009/08/12/i-know-whats-wrong-with-you-people/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 06:28:40 +0000 davidrude http://davidrude.today.com/2009/08/12/i-know-whats-wrong-with-you-people/ The problem with you people is that your just stupid.  You may be stupid in the traditional sense of being stupid, but your stupid in a much worse sort of way.  See you people, and obviously not all of you people, I don’t want to get any replies like hey Im not like that and this and that, if that’s you then go do something else if you got all the answers, I’m not saying that everyone is like this, just probably 90 % of you…..

The problem is that you have no idea what’s important in life, you have no idea what’s meaningful in life, your like fucking metrosexual zombies.  You only do what the E network tells you to do, or follow your lifestyle after the faggots on MTV because you saw it on TV and now you have to worship it.  It’s just a fucking tv douchbag, just because it’s in high definition doesn’t mean you have to worship it and follow your life around everything thats on there.  But that’s only the beginning.

It goes way bigger than just being a celebrity obsessed, butt hole loving, E network Coward.  You people have no spirits, you have no souls, you look ridicilous.  You got no muscles.  You got fat or akward bodies.  You know nothing of honor.  You know nothing of Religion.  All you care about is gossip, or celebrities, or gossip about celebrities.  If I had to watch that shit for 5 minutes I would seriously puke. 

I got no problem with going to a movie, I got no problem if Tom Cruise is in a good movie, id like to see it, but thats about as far as Id go with it.  I wouldn’t go write blogs about Tom Cruise in his underpants because Im some faggot who knows nothing about whats important in life.  I think most of you are just faggots, even if your straight or not.  Your confused.  You try to infect everything that is decent and wholesome, and you give it your disease of your shallow souls.

Look I ain’t no fucking ultra right wing Christian fucking hillbilly.  Hillbillies and Republicans make me puke.  Im real the real fucking deal.  If Jesus Christ was alive right now he’d be telling you the same fucking thing but he’d be spitting fire out of his mouth right up your faggot asses because it would be way too late for you. 

Look if you don’t believe me and you think there’s nothing wrong with you, and you think that loving that shit the way you do is perfectly fine than I have a challenge for you.  I can prove to you that your living in the wrong world right now, your living in the Matrix so to speak and I can prove it.  I can give you that pill like in the Matrix and you’ll be like oh shit I was a stupid faggot.  And then you’ll wake up and be like wow I really was some kind of 21st century faggot. 

Look this is what you do.  Start smoking marijuana.  Go find some off some creepy guy or some wigger kids and tell them you want an 8th.  Go buy a pipe or have someone roll you some joints and start smokin that shit.  Put that shit in that pipe, take out the seeds and the stems and start puffin on that shit like crazy.  Do this for a week or so, get some of your friends to help you polish that shit off and make sure you finish the bag. 

Now wait a few days and let your thoughts come back to normal and take a second to look back at those deep powerful thoughts you were having when you were high, and all fucked up.  Now wait a week and return to normal.  Now go back to your weedman and get another 8th from him.  This time smoke it by yourself and take the Bible out and start reading the book of Proverbs.  This book is only like 20 pages long you can finish it in a week if you really put a little effort into it.  But make sure you read it when your high.

Do this and I gurantee you’ll take a step back and think wow I really was some kind of faggot, and allow yourself to open up to a larger world where there are serious things going on and I gurantee after some time goes by you won’t even be interested in that blanket nonsense, you’ll be focused on much more important things.

Or maybe you’ll just stay like a faggot……I really don’t care what you do……

 This whole county is obsessed with the stupidest shit, and you all wonder why the rest of the world hates us, why God has cursed us, why 3/4 of you are so fat and stupid that it’s really sad.  But it’s not about being fat and stupid, because were gonna talk about the hillbillies another time, we’ll get to them.  But some of you are almost worse.  If this is the shit that your constantly thinking about, and all you do is watch E network, or some garbage on MTV thats so gay and meaningless, they don’t even play any decent videos anymore, or you watch some other shit like than your fat and ugly on the inside too.  You might look alright but if your constantly reading the trash news blog, or celebrity gossip every day, or  your fucking subscribing to the hot celebs blog, your a fucking moron.  Hey it’s great to be in shape, im in better shape than 95% of you but that doesn’t mean that I base my whole life around celebrities bodies and gay shit like that. 

Now alot of women are to blame in this shit, you just can’t deny that.  If I had a fucking daughter and she was watching shit like that I would throw the fucking t.v. out the fucking window.  When did most of you women get so stupid, and so scandalous that you took the very gift of god and soiled it with your idolotrous ways.   Your supposed to be the staples of society.  So what does that say about our society, when all the women are consumed in the most meaningless scandalous bullshit, and they wonder why America and the world is falling apart.

Why don’t you go smoke a joint and think about whats really important in life for 5 minutes and quit fucking worshipping these hollywood douchbags.  You’ll worship anyone if the media tells you too, it makes me fucking sick.  You live in one of the greatest countries on earth with every ounce of knowledge an opportunity at your fingertips, in a nation that was supposed to be the realization of what real Christian principles in action could produce, but yet you squandered it with Faggot False Idol worship, and nonsense blogs pertaining to the bullshit crap that is the only thing you think about.  You can all kiss my ass I hate the Republicans, I hate the God damn hillbillies and all you fags make me puke…….Haha….

The Philistine came on and drew near to David Rude…… with his shield bearer in front of him.  When the Philistine looked and saw David Rude, he disdained him, for he was only a RudeDude….Ruddy and handsome in appearance…..A BruiseDude……a Smokesthief…….Then the Philistine said to David Ruthless…..”Am I a dog , that you come to me with a Rude attitude and  Beefy Arms…  I am a Philistine……a BruiseThief……And the Philistine cursed David Rude by his false gods and his small Moonsbeef…..Come thou David Rude so that i may Bruiseth thee, for your Rude attitude must be hindered by my Republican value system…..said the faggot………But David BruiseDude said that you shall not Bruiseth me.…You shall not Bruise or Confuseth me……I shall neither be hindered nor injured by your narrow minded value system and your small Moonsbeef.…..You sir are a faggot……A Butt Burglar from the West Coast……..This very day “The Rude” shall deliver you into my beefy hand, and I will strike you down for youeth sir are a faggot, a butt-burglar, a butt worm………..Then the Philistine  turned into a butt worm……….So David BruiseDude prevailed against the Butt-Hero, striking down the Butt Hero and turning the Butt Hero into a Butt worm…………He was worried of his butt wormery but then it got found out………Then the people knew that it was by the Spirit of the Rude that we smoketh some Garbage…….And it was very Rude……And then the Conservative Republicans went away because they kneweth that they were the Butt worms….

 To you Conservative Butt-Bags out there…..You have stolen the butt and made it Republican…..

I have smoken many things……..I have broken many things………..Heres a song to soothe your douchbag Republican hearts because obviously the truth will not suffice for you heartless buttbags……..Go get some heart and go smoke some crap…..

In the beginning there was alot of Smoking it and alot of Keeping it Ruthless…..

Enjoy…….